GAS's life lesson for today....

Discussion in 'General Mayhem' started by GreenAppleSplatters, Sep 15, 2001.

  1. GreenAppleSplatters

    GreenAppleSplatters New Member

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    Don't trim your pubes when you're drunk.

    You'll end up looking like a pre-pubescent 14 year old and a cut on your sac hurts reeaalllyyy bad.
     
  2. Disorder

    Disorder New Member

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    and maan, does it itch!
     
  3. pimpchichi

    pimpchichi Active Member

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    HAHAHA.. LOL@GAS and disorder... tryina make your dicks look bigger were ya
     
  4. sparky69

    sparky69 New Member

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    THATS JUST NASTY!
     
  5. Disorder

    Disorder New Member

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    i dont need to do that to my dick 'look' bigger than yours.. it IS bigger than yours
     
  6. GreenAppleSplatters

    GreenAppleSplatters New Member

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    <BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by PimpDaddy v2.01beta:
    HAHAHA.. LOL@GAS and disorder... tryina make your dicks look bigger were ya <HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

    Not really,that's just a lucky coincedence.

    I trimmed the pubes back cause the day after I knocked the bottom out of Yumyum's friend I had a sore spot on my tool from all the bangin' and I figgered it was from my brillo pad being out of control(coulda been her's though,who knows?).So I thought a trim would stop the irritation.....
     
  7. GreenAppleSplatters

    GreenAppleSplatters New Member

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    and no,it's not herpes.
     
  8. Stranger

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    <BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Disorder:
    i dont need to do that to my dick 'look' bigger than yours.. it IS bigger than yours<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

    I think we definately need to see some photographic evidance and put it to a vote.

    Maybe some pre and post-trim shots'd be good too. We'll let ya know if it realy does look any bigger or not

    What do ya say Fugly? Could ya set up another vote link for us? Or perhaps an 'Am I Fugin Stacked or Not?'
     
  9. pimpchichi

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    <BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Disorder:
    i dont need to do that to my dick 'look' bigger than yours.. it IS bigger than yours<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

    how can you tell??.. you can't see it under that beer belly .. fatboy
     
  10. Disorder

    Disorder New Member

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    yeah but i have mirrors in my house and my mom didn't hide all of em like yours did
     
  11. pimpchichi

    pimpchichi Active Member

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    what?.. you mean your mum replaced all the ones you broke while preening yourself before your big blind date
     
  12. Disorder

    Disorder New Member

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    can you read? i suspect so, you are an inteligent monkey after all..
     
  13. pimpchichi

    pimpchichi Active Member

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    *roots through Nursey's hair for excellent feast of ticks and mites, while reading 'A Brief History Of Time'*
     
  14. Disorder

    Disorder New Member

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    i wondered where that had dissapeared to.. wooaaah aah aah... i'll fight ya for it...
     
  15. pimpchichi

    pimpchichi Active Member

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    damn.. you mean you've discovered how to use primitive tools as weapons too
     
  16. Disorder

    Disorder New Member

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    i was gonna look at the sky, scream and beat my chest actually.. just like when spooky was a kid and wanted something..
     

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