FWD: Jokes

Discussion in 'Jokes, Funny Stories and other Text.' started by kitana, May 6, 2002.

  1. kitana

    kitana New Member

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    Sally told her girlfriend,
    "I was so worried that my
    mechanic might try to rip
    me off.  I was so relieved
    when he told me that all I
    needed was blinker fluid!"

    Dentist to Patient: "Would you help me out? I'd like you to
    give a few of your loudest screams?"

    Patient: "Why, Doc?  It isn't all that bad this time."

    Dentist: "There are so many people in the waiting room right
    now, and I don't want to miss the 5 o'clock baseball game."
     
  2. Mister Pickles

    Mister Pickles New Member

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    i'm an idiot and can't seem tio get this crap to work.TEST
     
  3. Matthew

    Matthew New Member

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    do it like this




    take away the * though

     
  4. Matthew

    Matthew New Member

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    god damn i suck
     
  5. Matthew

    Matthew New Member

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    anyway it goes like this



    with the url in the middle with no spaces betwen the brackets and the text in the middle

    img]apicture.com/pic.jpg[/img like that
     

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