FUUUUUUCK YOOU!

Discussion in 'Complaints, Requests and Suggestions.' started by ratatouille, Nov 2, 2002.

  1. ratatouille

    ratatouille New Member

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    i'm 30. happy shit fuck to me.
     
  2. ratatouille

    ratatouille New Member

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    <BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="verdana">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by ratilla the hun:

    i'm 30. happy shit fuck to me.<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

    fRENCHy is married- last week to get his citizenship. *sigh* i think i iwill slink away and slit my writsts. boo bye. -RAT
     
  3. Nursey

    Nursey Super Moderator

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    You better fucking not cunt
    Happy Birthday,Rat.Love you...
    Nursey xxx
     
  4. Nursey

    Nursey Super Moderator

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    <BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="verdana">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Nursey:
    Love you...
    Nursey xxx
    <HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

    Oh!!!It's ok,Rossy...you can sit on my lap!
     
  5. Nursey

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    Oh yeah!And don't expect me to be this nice to the rest of you when it's your birthday and you want to slash your wrists.In Yummy and Pukey's cases i'd say 'on you go'.
     
  6. pimpchichi

    pimpchichi Active Member

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    happy birthday ratty xxxx

    don't die you cunt
     
  7. ratatouille

    ratatouille New Member

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    tee hee hee! my fat cunt wont die. it'll just get ripped and banged all night tonite! YAHOOOOOOO! Kisses- Rat
     
  8. pimpchichi

    pimpchichi Active Member

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    adultery?? cool
     
  9. Nursey

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    Shit!!!So it's just about your fat cunt getting laid???And i said 'i love you'...to another woman...in the fucking forum...you owe me for this Ratty Cuntastic...you will pay!!!
     
  10. canine_STD

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    So why didn't you marry him? I'm guessing it wouldn't have made any difference who married him, as long as someone did. Or was he not offering enough cash?
     
  11. ratatouille

    ratatouille New Member

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    <BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="verdana">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Nursey:
    Shit!!!So it's just about your fat cunt getting laid???And i said 'i love you'...to another woman...in the fucking forum...you owe me for this Ratty Cuntastic...you will pay!!! <HR></BLOCKQUOTE>
    alas, i can fuck whomever i choose, but i cannot choose who i love. if i had married Frenchy i would never have known if he truly loved me or just wanted his papers. no amount of money could alleviate that torment. but yeah, he bought her for 10 large and he pays her rent. the whore
    so we celebrated his marriage committing adultery and he got a blowjob for breakfast. i dont think married men get many of those.

    PS: i would still bear your children Nursey!!
     
  12. Nursey

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    Okeh behbeh...now i want to include some other dna in the little love thing we got gowin on.
    *makes phone call to Baghdad and gives 'ok' signal to have V.I.P. semen specimen flown to a secret location to be fused with Nursey eggs that are patiently waiting in a test tube*
     
  13. ross_perot

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    Happy Birthday Ratty pot pie!!!!!!!!!!!!! I LOOOVVE YOU!!!!!!!!

    Nursey, I love sitting on your lap!!!!!!!!!!
     
  14. canine_STD

    canine_STD New Member

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    I honestly couldn't give a fuck if someone loved me or not, I'd marry them for 10 grand and my rent paid. Plus in your case lots of rough sex, and never having to cook again.
     
  15. canine_STD

    canine_STD New Member

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    oh yeah.... and happy b-day for *looks at dates* Yesterday!
     
  16. ratatouille

    ratatouille New Member

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    * flicks tail then gingerly saunters off slightly shaking hindquarters....[i/]
    30 has not been easy for me but my lover and friends have been here to console and celebrate with me. i am no longer a child but a woman, confident, beautiful and ready for life. cheesy you say? well, if you had gams and tits and a face like mine you would understand. Frenchy is buying me my first diamond and i am sure it will glisten in my eyes. thank you for your support and love- you know who you are! XOXOXO Liz
     
  17. unlimited-time

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    Happy Birthday Rat u ol slapper sorry it's a litle late but glad u had a good birthday.
     
  18. canine_STD

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    <BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="verdana">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by ratilla the hun:
    * flicks tail then gingerly saunters off slightly shaking hindquarters....<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

    Fine, be like that. I was just saying... I wasn't having a go or anything.
    Just that I was a made an offer last year, but nowhere near that amount of money. And besides, it would have meant shacking up with some buck toothed whore with an annoying hackney cackle for at least 2 years.
    BTW, does anyone know what a good asking price is for a British passport?
     
  19. Lomotil

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    Happy belated ratday...
     
  20. Tojo Burbage

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    <BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="verdana">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by canine_STD:
    ...BTW, does anyone know what a good asking price is for a British passport?<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

    They sell them in Liverpool now from as little as £50 - £75 depending on severity of smack habit...
     

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