Funny Story

Discussion in 'General Mayhem' started by DangerousDan, Nov 23, 2005.

  1. DangerousDan

    DangerousDan New Member

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    So today I am rounding otherwise known as walking around and seeing all the patients with the attending physicain, about 4 residents, and the fellow as well as 3 other medical students for the medical intensive care unit and there is this little pudgy, short, pink gay guy with a bald head. The attending is from Spain and has a real thick accent so much so that you have to get used to hearing him talk to understand him. So everytime a patient looks like they are improving the attending says something like you are looking better today. Anyway, this time he decides to say "you look like a winner" only it comes out sounding exactly like "you look like a wiener". So the gay guy says in his best flamer voice THANKS! and makes some stupid gay hand gesture. I am standing there for about 2 minutes thinking holy shit the attending just told this little fat bald pink looking dude he looks like a wiener before I think to myself ah he meant winner. So me and this female resident can't stop laughing and I am trying to choke it down. Oh well guess you had to be there.
     
  2. TheGrimJesus

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    Admit it, You are the fag this story is about.
     
  3. DangerousDan

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    Whats a matter grim don't like how I characterized the gay dude? Maybe it rubs you the wrong way that I seem to be denigrating him here. Maybe you have lots of friends just like that guy and maybe you feel insulted as if they are being atttacked? Come on you can tell us about it. You already let us know about your desire to have anal sex with Dr. Phil.
     
  4. TheGrimJesus

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    What the hell, Left field man really left field. I always took you as a catcher...............
     
  5. DangerousDan

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    Come on grim..... I can tell by those voice overs. People that aren't gay just don't have voices that sound like that. You tried to hide it after I called you out on it on the first one you posted but it was still there plain as day.
     
  6. DangerousDan

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    Also, what about that homo you had posted on your pic page with the boyscout uniform. As if that weren't enough you repeatedly made reference to having anal sex. You are 100% homo. No doubt about it.
     
  7. TheGrimJesus

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    Usally the homophobe is the one that, is in the closet Dan. Stop putting your sexal feelings in other peoples mouths opps.
     
  8. DangerousDan

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    See now you are calling me a "homophobe" and we all know what that really means. It means you hang out at the gay bars and know all the lingo.
     
  9. TheGrimJesus

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    Its ok Dan really, It will be ok.
     
  10. Ferine

    Ferine New Member

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    I think you two should just fuck and get it over with.
     
  11. DangerousDan

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    I think you should quit projecting your sexaual fanatsis all over the place. Talkins to a hoe is only funs in persons and nots over the internet.
     
  12. smiles

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    heh
     
  13. Dimples

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    Ma Paw has coughed up more interestin' stuff than tha' story!
     
  14. DangerousDan

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    Quit blamins your here pa! He twar a good ole fellar even in he did eatin his lunchin outta a coal shovel twourt cleanin it ter notin.
     
  15. StrangelyBrown

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    Its not funny, its fucking dull. So you and some half breed latin prick tried to score some cock from some short fat gay cripple. Wooo hooo, keep your sex life private next time.
     
  16. DangerousDan

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    Why is it you and every other dumbshit has to post in this stupid thread? I posted it fuking days ago and it seems to attract dumbshits like a fuking turd in the punchbowl on the forth of July. So far we got dimples the self confessed one tooth hick, grim jesus the guy who alternates between calling people fags and telling people, Ferine, and to top off you have to stick your fucking name in this turd soup.
     
  17. DangerousDan

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    that's grim jesus who talks about having anal sex with dudes.
     
  18. Ferine

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    The only sexual fantasy I have involving you Dan, involves auto asphyxiation and a meaningful mispelled suicide note. Does that make you hard?
     
  19. ucicare

    ucicare Active Member

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    Zing. :lol:


    Barry
     
  20. Reizvolles

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    If I had a penis, it would make me hard.
     

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