A farmer buys a new rooster one day to "take care" of his hens. So on the way home, the farmer gives his new rooster a pep talk. "Okay now listen up, I just spent alot of money on you, so I don't want you wasting all your energy. I want you to take your time, pace yourself, and don't over-do it." Well as soon as they get back to the farm, the rooster springs into action and hits the hen house. The farmer goes over there after a few minutes and sees the rooster going to town on every hen in the house. Feathers are flying, and the rooster is humping like a maniac in there. After a while, he's done in the hen house, but to the farmer's dismay, the young rooster runs down to the pond and starts mounting every duck, goose, and any other bird he can get. The next morning, the farmer comes out and sees his prize rooster lying motionless on the ground, with two vultures circling above him. The farmer shakes his head and says, "I warned you. I told you to pace yourself, now look at ya, dead." The rooster opens up one eye and whispers back to the farmer, "Shhh, they're getting closer..."
