funny PM's....

accually Im not my charming self on PM's... I just got them working again, and I recived this:

From: mia
To: Dwaine Scum
Posted: 18 Apr 2005 16:10
Subject: Fuckwit Quote message
Stop abusing me as I am nice and could give you a very effective workout , and why no tattoo answer?? I would like a tat on my lower back but as I said before nobody can come up with something I want. Am not asking for a freebie but just want some ideas ?

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We are so fond of one another because our ailments are the same.

do you guys want to see my reply?

 

Yes I do. Or should we guess first?

 

yes, lets make a game out of it, what was my reply to Mia?

 

"i'll give you one idea for every different kind of vegetable you can stick inside your cooch and send a pic of"

 

Knowing you Dwaine it was " can i fuck your ass"

 

Hmm, Dwaine's pretty practicle. With Mia being so fucking far away, I'd say it was more like

Send pics of something in your asshole

 

Dwaine, that is my new bride you are messing with. Don't make me drive up to NC and knock your trailer off it's cinderblocks.

Make her a nice tattoo design that entertwines my name with a swordfish. I'll pay for it as long as it can be put on a Visa card.

Barry

 

I can accually do that... and you live my mobile home out of this!!!!


P.S> you are all wrong... keep guessing... heres a hint, it involved her spine and a .45

 

Was it....

Let me come over to your house and tattoo your lower back with 6 rounds from my .45????

 

... i see imc as more of a full clip kind of guy

 

i bet Dwaine told her he'd gladly go clogging with her after he pierces her spine.


*clickity clickity clack clack clack*

 

What's a PM?

 

I sooo wish I could insert my lispy voice here and educate you on what a PM is.

 

Pulsating Member?

 

Isn't it past your bedtime?

 

Ok ok I'll put you all out of your misery. Dwaine asket if I could insert some kind of revolver up his ass while i shit in his mouth naturally I declined

 

Funny??????????????

I wouldn't mess with Dwaine by the way. (might not be good for life expectancy)

It seems like you were the one who initiated the PMing.

 

Does it?

 

And as for funny? Well no it wasnt really but as I work in the mental health field it was like water of a ducks back, I hear that kind of stuff on a regular basis. Think he meant it in a nice way though.

 

Who are you talking to?

LOL. Stop replying to yourself, it is a var corn fus ing