" There can be no progress without suffering," declared Lester Allison as he demonstrated his latest invention to bewildered onlookers in Durban. " My new box significantly lessens the impact on the groin area if a player is hit by a cricket ball. I'm convinced it's a major improvement to cricketing safety." Allison, a thirty-five-year-old South African inventor, was showing off the prototype of his revolutionary new cricket box. Dressed only in a jock strap (and box), he continued: "As you can see, it fits snugly over the groin, and is equipped with a system of coiled springs, which absorb the momentum of the cricket ball. I originally tested it by hitting myself repeatedly in the groin with a bat, but I am now ready to demonstrate it's efficacy by inviting all comers to bowl directly at my groin." A few minutes later, Allison was carried off to hospital with severe groin injuries. (The Dominion [Wellington}, 19/02/01.
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