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Discussion in 'Jokes, Funny Stories and other Text.' started by clarepear, Apr 19, 2006.

  1. clarepear

    clarepear New Member

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    ZOO Weekly has launched another beauty – a television commercial that features Australia's hottest babe, Imogen Bailey decked out in a skimpy black bikini. Check out the exclusive link to the full uncut version, as viewers will never get the chance to see it on TV.
    http://www.zooweekly.com.au/viewer.php?id=35
     
  2. SPOooOn

    SPOooOn New Member

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    Spamspamspamspamspamspamspamspamspammedyspam
     
  3. diogenes

    diogenes New Member

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    You noticed?
     
  4. SPOooOn

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    And I didn't even click on the link 8)
     
  5. diogenes

    diogenes New Member

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    Me neither.
     
  6. SPOooOn

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    I wasn't sayin you did . . You for-spam-faller . .
     
  7. diogenes

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    Let's not attack each other, let's attack the new spamming prick who joined the forum just to stick in stupid bullshit links.
     
  8. SPOooOn

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    in the JOKES forum .. what the hell kinda name is clarepear anyway. .
     
  9. diogenes

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    Code-speak for Grim Jesus probably. Hmmm.
     
  10. SPOooOn

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    I shall use my Devine Powers to strangle him with The Moulted Dishrag From HELL
     
  11. diogenes

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    Why don't you just label him as the Devil in the civilization developing in your sink.
     
  12. SPOooOn

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    I dont think they're ready for a polytheistic religion just yet. .maybe tonight I'll drop a match down there and blame it on clarepear. .
     
  13. one-spam-poster

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    HEYYYYYYYY!!! there can only be one spam poster ... and thats me
     
  14. SPOooOn

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    Yeah ? . .wheres the spam then ?. .all talk and no action . .pish I say ..
     
  15. Nursey

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    Clarepear is ChesterGrape's anima. He's probably been away on one of those 'new man' holidays where men go to bond with other men in a holistic, non-gay sort of way and get in touch with their full manhood - embracing both masculine and feminine qualities. Bloody Aussies.
     
  16. chester grape

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    Shit, I've only just found this defamatory post. How dare you suggest I'd spend my holiday bonding with men in a "non-gay" way!

    Hang on a sec, that doesn't read quite right ... :oops:
     
  17. Dwaine Scum

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    Is that those get aways where all the men meet up in the back of the Porno stores to tell/make grand stories about glory holes? Meh I ain't falling for that shit (again) :-/
     
  18. Nursey

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    Feeling all inhibited again i see, Chester. Don't be ashamed - not all of us automatically think of raw, beastial, pounding sex when we see a group of dirty, hairy men cavorting nude in the forest, thrusting their creative tools with primordial abandon to the rhythmic, pounding beat of bare palms on skin drums. Just Joe, i think. Maybe posting this heart warming holiday snap of you and your (non-gay) man love for the forum will help introduce us all to the beautiful, shiney faced he-butterfly you usually keep hidden in the restrictive, drab chrysalis that confines your soul:


    No, not that type of holistic bonding.
     
  19. chester grape

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    Which one's me?
     
  20. Nursey

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    Errr...both of them - after your energies fused in a kind of (non-gay) 'psychic snoodle'? Oh just TELL USSSS! :x
     

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