one day somewhere in the south, a black family is walking down a river. As they're walking, the father looks down and sees a lamp. He picks it up and rubs it and a genie pops out. The genie says, "I grant you one wish" the black man says, "I want my family to be white" The genie replies, "If each one of the members of your family swim across this river, they will be white when they get out on the other side" So the father goes first. He jumps in and has no problem. He gets out on the other side and he's white. Then the mother goes. She's swimming along fine, but has a little trouble in the middle. But, eventually, she makes it across and is white. Then the two children go for it. They're both swimming along fine, but they make it too the middle and start to lose it. They start to get swept down the river. They cry, "Daddy, Daddy! Help us!" The father, seeing this, turns around to the mother and says, "Fuck them niggers"
