Funniest Joke I ever heard.

Discussion in 'Jokes, Funny Stories and other Text.' started by ucicare, Dec 26, 2004.

  1. ucicare

    ucicare Active Member

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    There were these two Irishmen walking out of a bar.........



    HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!


    Barry
     
  2. Schmed

    Schmed New Member

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    hehehe :D
     
  3. HORUS

    HORUS New Member

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    wow, youre fucking retarded barry

    now that was funny
     
  4. ucicare

    ucicare Active Member

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  6. ucicare

    ucicare Active Member

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    When do you laugh?
    Right after you get your mommy to explain it to you I guess....

    When do we laugh at you?
    About 15 seconds after you hit the submit button.


    Barry
     
  7. whipone

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    LOL That was actually funny.



    LOL
     
  8. DrBungle

    DrBungle New Member

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    Racist :(
     
  9. ucicare

    ucicare Active Member

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    :D
    Barry
     
  10. HORUS

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    ive said it before, and ill say it again barry, you are very intelligent and a special person



    not everyone would get such clever jokes or be able to post them on the internet

    but heres a wild guess anyways, the joke is basicly saying that irishmen are alcoholists and never leave the pub? and its supposed to be funny?

    well then, i take back the mean things i said about you

    you are certainly no retard :D
     
  11. ucicare

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    There are hundreds of jokes that start out "two guys walk out of a bar". The joke is simply that no self respecting Irishmen "walks" out of bar. They leave staggering, are carried out by friends, or on a stretcher. Yes it is stereotypical, but it is funny.

    I love you too Horus. :D

    Barry
     
  12. HORUS

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    now how can i hate you after that?

    damnit... :evil:
     
  13. Nursey

    Nursey Super Moderator

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    Thankyou for that explanation Barry. I think that probably cleared any potential areas of confusion up for everybody. Just to be certain, i've reduced it to a simple, easy to grasp theory:

     
  14. pimpchichi

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    aww.. it's so sweet of you to do that for swopey.... and it even has thunder thighs... we know how much they make barry sweat with desire ..
     
  15. ucicare

    ucicare Active Member

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    I guess negative attention is better than being ignored.

    For the record, I would kill myself if I looked like that dudette.

    Barry
     
  16. smiles

    smiles New Member

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    is it wrong that i noticed that he has no pubic hair?
     
  17. ucicare

    ucicare Active Member

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    What convinced you that it was a "he"?

    Are those track marks on it's thigh?

    Sad.

    Barry
     
  18. whipone

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    That is the hottest thing on the internet right now.

    So money.
     

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