Ok, I am bored. So I revisited my childhood. Unlike my childhood however, the police came for a visit. They were not amused. Here is what to do - Take an empty five gallon bucket. In the old days we used metal pails. The plastic bucket worked better. Punch a small hole in the top, in the middle. Pull a heavy string (mason's twine) through the hole with about two feet of string hanging inside the bucket. Tie a knot in the top end so that it won't pull through. Wax the string with Beeswax. Hold the bucket by the bottom, cradled in your arm. Pull the string from top to bottom letting you fingers slide down the string. The sound it will make is loud, scary and errie. Do it outside in a residential area, then run back in the house. Do it about every 10 minutes until the police arrive. Great fun. Mug shot later. Barry
I've got Judge Floro's cell phone number. He runs a "curse anyone you want for $5" specials on Sunday night. I have already got Mike taken care of. Spurrier is on the way. Keep it up, and I have him curse you with Raccoons, and UAB Blazer fever. Picture taken at 8:00PM on 11/19/06 on my back porch.
I'm hand feeding them peanuts, and putting out about 2 lbs of dry dog food a night. I guess I asked for it.
