fugly staff...

Discussion in 'General Mayhem' started by beenjamin, Jan 20, 2009.

  1. beenjamin

    beenjamin New Member

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    whats the deal with them?i mean do they actually exist?...i know about cheez...but thats it(cheez is my favorite staff)
     
  2. phatboy

    phatboy New Member

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    They are usually in and out of prison.

    Barry is here sometimes (UCICARE)
    Dwaine lurks about from time to time.
    Jefe comes in once a month to make some insane post and then he is gone.
     
  3. ucicare

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    Beeny


    Jeff is the only staff left. He got mad one night and fired us all in a drunken rage. I have his home phone number, but he has a live in girlfriend that screens all of his calls.

    Dwaine is still around, but he has lost a bunch of weight, got serious about school, and joined a church. Last time I talked to him he was selling all of his guns to pay off his student loans.

    Schmed is still around too, but the last time I saw him he was obsessed with some skinny brown chick with buck teeth. She apparently takes up all of his free hours.

    Harlan had a seizure about six months ago, and he apparently suffered brain damage from it. None of us really notice any difference. More drool maybe, but that could be the drugs.

    Lomo is still very active, but the rejection by Jeff really stung him. I noticed that he is buying a lot of guns lately. I have been a little scared to drop by the office, if you catch my drift.

    As far as the rest of the staff, nobody has seen them in years anyway. They only call when they need bail money, the sorry slackers.

    Anyway, I am sure that I speak for the whole staff when I say thanks for being a wonderful participant, and for supporting this important and meaningful forum.
     
  4. Reizvolles

    Reizvolles Active Member

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    Let us not forget the Rev'd Dr. Otis P. Flecher and his lovely wife Martha. Where are they, ucicare?
     
  5. BIGMAMA

    BIGMAMA New Member

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    long time ago Jeff let me upload pics and caption them.. I liked it- so I guess I was kinda like staff... except he only offered to pay me in cock.

    someone needs to do that shit again.. he never updates shit anymore.
     
  6. Nauseous

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    I had that duty too but I blew it and he took my privledges away from me.
     
  7. Schmed

    Schmed New Member

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    I am not obsessed! And stop hating on me Barry!
     
  8. ucicare

    ucicare Active Member

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    Hating? I lvoe you Schmed. I swaer I do.
     
  9. Lomotil

    Lomotil Active Member

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    It's not the guns you have to worry about so much as the drugzzz... ;)
     
  10. bigpappadiaz

    bigpappadiaz Member

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    Wha wha what!? If I hang around this dump long enough I can talk Jeff into letting me become staff? Hmmm...
     
  11. bigpappadiaz

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    I remember back when Reiz was bold enough to post all sorts of pictures of her ass. Maybe she still does, does she? In which case where might I find them.

    Is Nursey still around?
     
  12. Reizvolles

    Reizvolles Active Member

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    I don't put pictures on the internet anymore. They can be abused/misused.
     
  13. Schmed

    Schmed New Member

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    Smart girl!
     
  14. Lomotil

    Lomotil Active Member

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    That's why we have taken the liberty of doing it for you! Click here for pics of Reiz!
     
  15. Nauseous

    Nauseous Active Member

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    Her ass isn't that big.
     
  16. bigpappadiaz

    bigpappadiaz Member

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    Mozilla + NoScript for the win!
     
  17. Lomotil

    Lomotil Active Member

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    Damn you! :biggrin:
     
  18. Reizvolles

    Reizvolles Active Member

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    I just don't click links here at all. Lomo's links are usually to midget porn.
     
  19. Nauseous

    Nauseous Active Member

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    They are called "little people".
     
  20. BIGMAMA

    BIGMAMA New Member

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    yeah dont say midget - people get pissed.

    I wish Jeff would let me do the pic uploading thingy again...since no one else is doing it. Plus I have nuffin to do
     

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