FUGLY POLL OF THE DAY!!!!

Discussion in 'General Mayhem' started by Dwaine Scum, Dec 2, 2003.

  1. Dwaine Scum

    Dwaine Scum New Member

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    Which is harder to watch and why?

    A: A trailor park child being beaten by its tralior park mother in the grocery store

    or

    B: A Woody Allen film?
     
  2. Cheezedawg

    Cheezedawg Guest

    B.The Woody Allen film wins hands down.

    Unless of course, it's someone else's film and Woody just has a cameo in it. Those are tolerable.

    Sometimes.
     
  3. Dwaine Scum

    Dwaine Scum New Member

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    <BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="verdana">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Cheezedawg:
    B.The Woody Allen film wins hands down.

    Unless of course, it's someone else's film and Woody just has a cameo in it. Those are tolerable.

    Sometimes.
    <HR></BLOCKQUOTE>


    Dudue!!! why is he such an accliamed actor, director, ect? his movies remind me of a badly preformed Benny hill, with a bunch of fucking jews in it
     
  4. Cheezedawg

    Cheezedawg Guest

    It's because he's a Jew. That's why. He's the most unfunny mother fucker I've ever had the displeasure of trying to watch. Couldn't make a damn hyeena laugh. He fits every Jewish stereotype out there and for some reason, people eat it up. His films are pieces of shit. His acting is a piece of shit. He's a piece of shit. He needs to die.
     
  5. KaptainSkitzo

    KaptainSkitzo New Member

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    Looks like they already have.
    Well, I s'pose SOMEONE had to...even Britney Spears has a fan-club.

    Course, I'd rather take and USE a club on the both of them.
     
  6. NiCo

    NiCo New Member

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    I'd RATHER watch a kid gettin beat. More entertaining.
     
  7. Dr.Roboto

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    B
    i tried watching one of his movies before
    and god it was so damn boring.

    watchin kids getting beat is much funner
     
  8. Cough Syrup

    Cough Syrup New Member

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    I couldn't even watch Antz. I have no idea what they were thinking. "Maybe it won't be so bad if people only hear his voice!"
     
  9. Ulfur Engil

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    I fucking HATE Woddy Allen. If the opportunity rose, I would force-feed that kike a whole bathtub full of Zyklon concentrate.

    Every trailor park child is worthy or matryrdom, if watching their mothers beat them keeps me from watching some shitty jew-who-fucks-slanty-eyed-foster-daughters excuse for a movie.
     
  10. unlimited-time

    unlimited-time Active Member

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    So are you two gonna start a Woody Allen fan club then?
     
  11. Dwaine Scum

    Dwaine Scum New Member

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    <BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="verdana">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Ulfur Engil:
    I fucking HATE Woddy Allen. If the opportunity rose, I would force-feed that kike a whole bathtub full of Zyklon concentrate.<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>


    I would much rather feed him 4 ounces of art grade pyrex frit(tiny shards of glass) it would be much funnier than Zyklon b
     
  12. Coma White

    Coma White New Member

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    i think it would be even funnier to shove pitch fork up his ass, while feedin ghim the glass shards
     
  13. Nauseous

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    UH... I would rather watch a Woody Allen movie. I've seen a few and they are tolerable. I think he's a fucking weirdo and he's ugly as hell, but I think he has some talent.
     
  14. unlimited-time

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    <BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="verdana">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Nauseous:
    UH... I would rather watch a Woody Allen movie. I've seen a few and they are tolerable. I think he's a fucking weirdo and he's ugly as hell, but I think he has some talent. <HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

    This is why i like you Pukey, you don't jump on the bandwagon like so many of the sheep on here.
     
  15. cardBOARD box homie

    cardBOARD box homie New Member

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    i have seen only one woody allen movie and it made me laugh a few times but who can resist seeing white trash people beating each other.
     
  16. Lomotil

    Lomotil Active Member

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    *runs and hides his only woody allen DVD (Small Time Crooks)...
     
  17. Tojo Burbage

    Tojo Burbage New Member

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    The one where he builds an orgasm machine, acts like a spem and dresses a sheep in suspenders was fucking funny.

    However the title eludes me at the moment... *fucking skunk is gonna be the death of me*
     
  18. unlimited-time

    unlimited-time Active Member

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  19. Tojo Burbage

    Tojo Burbage New Member

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    yeah spem, the plural of sperm...tsk!

    You're trying to make look a fool aintcha? Yer slapper.
     
  20. unlimited-time

    unlimited-time Active Member

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    You don't need any help in that department.Tart.
     

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