I had some more Fugly dreams last night. (this morning... er, yesterday morning) I had a one a few days ago as well. In that one, I'm talking to Nursey over the phone (WTF?!! I know...) and I find out that she's a Yankee! Fuckin' American-sounding as apple pie! And the one last night... I'm trying to remember. I remember talking to the Rev... I don't know where we were... in a parking lot somewhere and Psycho Bob can't find his keys? Hell, I don't know what he was in a frenzy about in the parking lot. It was a strange dream. I'm sorry I don't have a lot of gruesome details. I should have just embellished, but I'm too lazy.
SHUT UP! I had a dream that Dennis Franz had the body of Barfy's gif with the hug tits, and was trying to have sex with Barfy, and they were both like 400 pounds. no lie. I was going to mention it but i figured nobody would care. and i was right. nobody does. then there were all these cats running around, but they were the color of parrots, red, blue, yellow, etc... and if you could catch one you were allowed to buy one. (we were all staying at the Fugly Hotel that sold cats...whatever.) then my cat jumped on my head and over to my nightstand and spilled my glass of water on me and woke me up.
This isn't a dream about Fugly, but it did happen last night, and I am going to share it with you anyway... I was in my garage, cleaning out the washing machine and working on a car engine at the same time... I know, strange, but it gets worse... I was taking apart the engine and decided to move the fan a few inches forward and rearrange the rest of the mechanical crap in there, then I took a break to work on the washing machine, and by that time, the whole Goddamn garage had filled up with water, and I was swimming around inside... I put some goggles on to see, and I watched as some evil scourge demon popped out of one of the pipes in the washer, and he scurried back where he came from because I was inching closer with the power tools (how these work underwater is beyond me)... All of a sudden, this little minnow swims out of the same tube, and I intently follow it around the garage, studying it's habits, until it finally turns on me and starts trying to gouge my eyeballs out... I was just floating there, watching this little fucking sardine try and bust through my goggles... I don't remember much else, other than thinking to myself that it wouldn't be a good idea to turn my head, as the goggles' glass is impervious to the minnow's charges, and my cranium might not be... That's just about all of the dream I can remember... God, I love alcohol.
<BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="verdana">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by ratatouille: SHUT UP! I had a dream that Dennis Franz had the body of Barfy's gif with the hug tits, and was trying to have sex with Barfy, and they were both like 400 pounds. no lie. I was going to mention it but i figured nobody would care. and i was right. nobody does. <HR></BLOCKQUOTE> I have no idea what you are talking about. And if you're referring to me, and you refuse to call me Nauseous, then you call me Pukey... ya pseudo-satanic bi-atch.
i can call you whatever i like. barfy. didn't somebody make a gif with your face, but then added huge knockers? it's so hard to keep up with all of the creative designs in here.
<BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="verdana">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by ratatouille: didn't somebody make a gif with your face, but then added huge knockers? <HR></BLOCKQUOTE> Not to my knowledge. I hope you aren't confusing me with Wank. Wasn't there a picture of her like that?
<BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="verdana">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Nauseous: Not to my knowledge. I hope you aren't confusing me with Wank. Wasn't there a picture of her like that?<HR></BLOCKQUOTE> okay, then it was WANK with the head of Dennnis Franz. my mistake. whoever-whatever it was, it was downright freaky.
<BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="verdana">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Nauseous: I'm talking over the phone <HR></BLOCKQUOTE> Yeah... You must have been dreaming...
Here's the bizarre dream I had last night... again, not Fugly, but still... We were on a space colony, a man-made mini-planet, if you will, and the project was so far along that we had succeeded in constructing an atmosphere so that we didn't need spacesuits. One exceedingly bright day, the structural scientists were going about their business in a rather odd fashion, they seemed rushed and careless in their duties... What did they know that we (the normal citizens) didn't? It was at that point when I noticed that they had switched the A/C off, and put the heater on, and I was curious as to why... I eventually speculated that the atmosphere was leaking out into space, and that we only had a few days (maybe even hours) worth of air left. (As the space station lost it's atmosphere, less heat was retained, and subsequently, it got pretty fucking cold. My suspicions turned out to be right on track because, after all, it was my dream... Anyway, the people in charge of running the station then decided that it'd be in the citizen's best interest to placate them with just about every luxury the station had to offer... (why not? We'd all be dead within a short time span...) A large banquet was offered, movies were played without charge, gifts were given out, and sadly, most of the people were happy with what they had been given, not stopping to wonder why? It was then that the dream ended, and it pissed me off as always, because I'm left to ponder as to how it eventually ended... Upon reliving the dream, I thought to myself that the whole thing seemed like the second half of Titanic, but with more of a Logan's Run 'atmosphere' (if you will) to it. ...and the band played on, as the ship sunk into the sea...
I had a dream last night that wasn't Fugly-but still... A G.P.(doctor) came to see me at home,and after checking me and seeing there was nothing wrong with me lingered around,making excuses to stay.It was obvious that the sexually naive mummy's boy from a well-to-do background was irresistibly attracted to me.I ended up just shagging him-and his Asian counterpart-who took me up the ass.I decided that with mummy's boy and 'Dr.Patik' fucking me with alternate thrusts it wasn't rough enough for me and instructed them to penetrate me simultaneously. Later i was in a hospital with a strap-on on and was planning to fuck this hideously ugly redhaired pale freckly cunt with it.
dreaming about other men eh?... "it wasn't rough enough for me and instructed them to penetrate me simultaneously" thats the last time i simultaneously orgasm with you b4 bedtime... cunt
<BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="verdana">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Nursey: Take your pick: <HR></BLOCKQUOTE> ARRHG! It was the chick on the left. And both she and Dennis Franz had the same bodies, but they were like, way obese. It wasn't meant as an insult. It was a whacked out fucking dream I wish I'd never had. Except for the cool-ass parrot cats and the Fugly Hotel part.
Yes,i had a dream with a Fugly hotel too...maybe Martin could investigate the possibilities-IMC could work in reception,Harlan could be....switchboard operator and so on. <BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="verdana">quote:</font><HR> Nursey's psycho dreams[/B]<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>
<BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="verdana">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Nursey: Yes,i had a dream with a Fugly hotel too...maybe Martin could investigate the possibilities-IMC could work in reception,Harlan could be....switchboard operator and so on. and who should work room service? Spanky could be the bellhop and Klitana could be the dishwasher. Hmm, maybe i should go watch "Four Rooms" again. great film. maybe Fugly should hold a convention where "The Shining" was filmed.
for real. we should have a convention. the hotel has skiing, jacuzzi,BAR, fireplace, etc.. group rates are available. i don't ski but i would look real good in a snow bunny outfit. er, snow rat get-up. Timberline Lodge
