fugly children?

Discussion in 'General Mayhem' started by jennismadd, Aug 11, 2004.

  1. jennismadd

    jennismadd New Member

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    i was just wondering how many more of hte geniuses here at fugly have bred??
    im hoping its a limited number of you.
     
  2. smiles

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    sadly i am unable to bear children... the doctors say its because i was born without ovaries, or a uterus, or anything even remotely resembling female genetalea.... it's all quite heartbreaking really....
     
  3. jennismadd

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    im taking bids on mine if you want one.
     
  4. Deebo57

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    I had a close call recently,but the bitch had an abortion behind my back...thats why Im fuckin her best friend now
     
  5. jennismadd

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    and i thought we were in love and shit.i guess i will just become straight up lesbo. all you guys are the same...
     
  6. Deebo57

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    Im breakin it off with her soon ,we hooked up for all the wrong reasons,dont become a lesbo thats just a shame.
     
  7. Deebo57

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    like I said before,I slang dick for days and Im 24/7 like triple A
     
  8. Dwaine Scum

    Dwaine Scum New Member

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    two dollars if it's already dead
     
  9. Nauseous

    Nauseous Active Member

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    IMC! That's lazy talk!
     
  10. Robman97

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    I have to Hellspawn of my own.
     
  11. Schmed

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    We could take it to canananananada then , I happen to know the laws there, and it's not rape if it's dead......
     
  12. smiles

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    and in alberta unconscious legally constitutes dead :)
     
  13. Dr.Roboto

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    if it aint sayin no it might as well be saying yes
     
  14. jennismadd

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    so i had my first lesbian encounter last night. it was the vodka. i just layed back and took it like a man.
    it was interesting. id do it again.

    wow 2 dollars? thats half a pack of ciggs. ill think about it. but shes just getting old enough to bring mama stuff so i never have to get off my lazy ass... hmm decisions decisions..
     
  15. Deebo57

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    Id like to watch,then join in. Illbring ciggs and a 2 liter of vodka.
     
  16. jennismadd

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    if you can get it in 2 liters, its not worth drinking my dear. youll have to do better than that.
     
  17. Deebo57

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    I can get a 1.75 liter bottle of Smirnoff,I know a guy that knows a guy whos cousins uncles brother sells wholesale sized bottles.
     
  18. jennismadd

    jennismadd New Member

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    im a sky girl myself. hook it up.
     
  19. Dwaine Scum

    Dwaine Scum New Member

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    How about yuo come over and suck warm farts from my fat ass
    ?
     
  20. jennismadd

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    youd like that wouldnt you you sick fuck?
     

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