Fucking Shitty Ass Apple Beers.

Discussion in 'General Mayhem' started by phatboy, Mar 29, 2006.

  1. phatboy

    phatboy New Member

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    I need to go to the store. I get home, had a couple pitchers, and all I got in the house is these fucking 'bacardi big apple' malt liqours. Fuck.

    It could at least be a hornsby's those are good fuckin beers.


    Fuck.


    Sorry for the grim 'taco shits' post. It just erks my motha fuckin nerves.
     
  2. chester grape

    chester grape New Member

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    I have no idea what kind of beer it is you're talking about. But if Miller and Bud are anything to go by, you Americans are seriously deprived in the beers stakes.

    (Please, no Fosters jokes. I have already addressed elsewhere that Fosters is NOT drunk by Australians; it's strictly for tourists.)

    If you can track it down over there, try these interesting Australian drops:

    James Squire Amber Ale (or Pilsener, they're both good)
    Redback (a bit light for my tastes, but very "sessionable")
    Coopers Pale Ale
    Coopers Sparkling Ale
    Boags Premium Lager
    Cascade Premium Lager
     
  3. phatboy

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    Do you have 'hornsby's' down there? The ones here are called 'cider' I could swear they were from 'down under' look like an old german grenade(The bottles do).
     
  4. Lomotil

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    Hey Chester... I've had this on my wall for a few years now...

     
  5. phatboy

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    So how would that red back compare to a bud light? I like beer, I just donw want the fuckin syrup I have found in most eu countries.
     
  6. diogenes

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    You have to go to the microbreweries for good shit in the States. The big beer manufacturers here make bad water, and that's it.
     
  7. phatboy

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    Ive done that before, but they all taste like crap. Maybe I need to go to Germany and get some real beer. It just sucks that we get spoon fed that bullshit. But I go out, all they have is bud, bud light, coors, and what the fuck ever, killians, but its made in St. Louis, but they call it irish, sorry for the rambling, too many apple beers.
     
  8. diogenes

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    You have to go with Sam Adams if you don't have a decent micro-brewery near you. If you're ever out in California try the Arrogant Bastard. That's not bad at all.
     
  9. Lomotil

    Lomotil Active Member

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    You could just say 'fuck all' and go with the good old fashioned 211... :)
     
  10. phatboy

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    Well I have gotten a good kick from hydrocodone and apple beers.

    We had a micro here, but they sank. Apparently all us hicks like our 'kool aid' brews.
     
  11. chester grape

    chester grape New Member

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    That's from my home town in Australia ... Perth. (Well, Fremantle, to be exact, but that's a suburb of Perth.)

    It's made by Australia's first real microbrewery*, the Matilda Bay Brewing company. Some fags say it should be drunk with a slice of lemon in it, but they can go fuck themselves.

    It's sold on tap at (among others) the Sail and Anchor in Freo (Fremantle), the Brass Monkey in Northbridge (another suburb of Perth) and Steves Hotel in ... um ... Nedlands I think (could be Crawley). Along with a bunch of other great Matilda Bay drops.

    Ooh, Lomo, you've made me homesick with that picture. Last time I drank at Steves, I got arrested.

    -CG

    *It's the first one I remember, anyway.
     
  12. Lomotil

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    Aaaaw... I didn't know I'd get you all sentimental with that pic... :oops:

    I just wonder how that sign made it all the way across the world - I've never even seen it for sale 'round these parts...

    Hmmm... Maybe I'll check World Market - they've got a fucking awesome beer selection.
     
  13. diogenes

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    211, the all business beer. It tastes like hell, but it definitely works. Also known as the only beer to ever give me chest pain.
     

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