These are what I have to work with... Christmas songs, being repeated over and over again... AND a fucking mongo singing them down my ear as well... Oh.... and thanks to this experience, I am nearly fluent in Retard. This is due to my own retard assistant, lets call him Mike Beacuse thats his name (although he insists its Gnmuck) yacking in my ear non stop. My friend Mike is around 45 years old and is actually married. Now this is not about mental retardation although there are signs of it, but I am putting that down to it just being him (if you can imagine a 40 year old person who works night shift stacking goods-loves the Royal family, football and has no education). This is the way he spits his comments at me... You know when you get those people that, when they talk, you can hear the air comeing out of their nose...? Well thats him except heonly talks through his nose... He is a cross between someone with the worst cold ever, IN THE WHOLE HISTORY OF THE WORLD and that bloke who used to say oh Betty (the camp one). Been working with him for a week now and although he is a lovely chap... Im sick to the fucking teeth of him... Here are some of his gems; - gfith on iv Daniels - This was said whilst he was showing me a damaged box... doo woopa bee bee - one of Simply Reds rank songs, without doo woopda bee bee while kcgo band arse Gavin - I'll go and ask Gaven'... even though Gavin's name is Gareth (hes the only fit bloke I work with... we are the only ones that are not retarded) Oh...he fucking keeps stareing at my breasts also which I find foul... AND he must be Autistic as he says hello to me even if he just saw me down the last aisle and everytime hes say a sentence he puts my name on the end... and he sings the fucking chritsmas songs I would quietly like to add, that I am not doing night shift stacking shelves for the career prospects... I am paying of my debt I got from 1 year at Uni (too much weed and vodka and going out ) and also it's so i can pay for my flight so I can get some action
Well, wank... alot of retards are like that. They're just... retarted. They can't help but stare at your tits, and when they get their hormones flowing and reach a certain age in their psychosexual development, they'll end up humping everything in sight, much like an excited poodle. The only solution to this, as pointed out several times by both Emetic and myself, eugenics. Kill the fucking bastards so their seed doesn't spoil the future generations. Put a little chlorine in the gene pool of life, for Christ's sake.
<BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by The Reverend Bitchslap: Kill the fucking bastards so their seed doesn't spoil the future generations<HR></BLOCKQUOTE> Im afraid the mongos' seed of love has already been sown and he has two mini 'tards of his own... <BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial">quote Im sure he will appreciate it I would tell him, but my mouth is gonna be a bit full... and Im sure he would answer you graciously, by saying that you must be jealous of me (being able to to have a loving fiance who is good in bed and a couple of good fucks on the side [
<BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Wank!: Im afraid the mongos' seed of love has already been sown and he has two mini 'tards of his own... <HR></BLOCKQUOTE> what? a mongo with kids? what do they look like? what does his chick look like?
<BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Wank!: I would tell him, but my mouth is gonna be a bit full... <HR></BLOCKQUOTE>
<BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by The Reverend Bitchslap: <HR></BLOCKQUOTE> you want some...
<BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Wank!: you want some... <HR></BLOCKQUOTE> Is that a question or an observation? I've never been known to turn down some head... just ask the forum regulars...
Although, we'll have to do it while Nauseous is at work... she gets funny about these kinda things...
<BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Wank!: No... Gareth is not the mong... MIKE is...<HR></BLOCKQUOTE> Ah, I'd bet Gareth's foregone offspring would be no major loss to posterity, either.
<BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Mr.E: Ah, I'd bet Gareth's foregone offspring would be no major loss to posterity, either.[/B]<HR></BLOCKQUOTE> well... they would be little garage kids that will end up going down the local and drinking 8 pints before going for a curry and then on to Ikon to drool over the 'girls' and then off for a kebab where they get into a fight and ending up chucking up over someones garden every friday night... but thats normal here so it wouldn't be too bad
we should have what china has, a one-child rule and if u exceed that, you have to have an abortion, forget buying a fucking license. China Population Control
<BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial">quote:</font><HR>sayeth the sage and prophet, Bitchslapicus: The only solution... eugenics. Kill the fucking bastards so their seed doesn't spoil the future generations. <HR></BLOCKQUOTE> Small point of correction: in cases where feebs like Gareth prove capable of at least menial, constructive tasks, sterilization is a better option which preserves functional utility while still serving the same ultimate goal. To learn more about this pressing subject, visit http://www.eugenics.net/
<BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Emetic: No... Gareth is not the mong... MIKE is...
<BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by kitana: we should have what china has, a one-child rule and if u exceed that, you have to have an abortion, forget buying a fucking license. China Population Control<HR></BLOCKQUOTE> I think there are a few more Chinese people than retards... Although saying that, I never saw as many retards as I did when I went to America or Jews actually... there like bloody everywhere
<BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by The Reverend Bitchslap: Although, we'll have to do it while Nauseous is at work... she gets funny about these kinda things...<HR></BLOCKQUOTE> You're making me sound like a two-headed monster! :O You know I'm down. I told you that. You have a goal to reach, my boy. I wouldn't dare stand in your way. Just expect an ass-beating for it!
<BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Nauseous: Just expect an ass-beating for it! <HR></BLOCKQUOTE> yeah! a girl beating up a guy! be sure to record it
<BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Nauseous: You're making me sound like a two-headed monster! :O You know I'm down. I told you that. You have a goal to reach, my boy. I wouldn't dare stand in your way. Just expect an ass-beating for it! <HR></BLOCKQUOTE> I can hardly wait...
