fucking christmas assholes!!!!

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  1. Dwaine Scum

    Dwaine Scum New Member

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    I am trying to buy a television for my parents for christmas... Bestbuy has what I want, but I have no place to stash a 48 inch TV for a few weeks, I ask them If I buy it can I keep it there until the 23 or 24th, there reply is "No, must be gone buy the 15th" what a bunch of sorry assfucks... I think they just treated me that way because im black, and I tried to buy a $2000 TV with foodstamps... fucking crackers
     
  2. manfrommars

    manfrommars New Member

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    Don't be so racist, arsewipe.
     
  3. kitana

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    why dont u ask a friend to hold it for you...that is, if u have any
     
  4. Lomotil

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    Just throw a tablecloth over the box and put it in your room... tell them you got a new table. If they start snoopin', start snipin'
     
  5. ratatouille

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  6. Sexual Chocolate

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    <BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="verdana">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by ratatouille:
    Are you a filthy nigger IMC? Cause if you are there is NO FUCKING WAY you are ever going to get near my pretty little asshole.<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

    We ain't filthy!

    Right, IMC?
     
  7. Emetic

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    <BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="verdana">quote:</font><HR>ManFromMars warned IMC:
    Don't be so racist, arsewipe.<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>
    Yeah, we don't like our darkies gettin' all uppity. {snicker}
     
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    <BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="verdana">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by ratatouille:
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    I meant to ask earlier, is that Cary Elwes?
     
  10. yomamazagreasymofo

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    <BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="verdana">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by I Murder Children VIOLENTLY:
    I am trying to buy a television for my parents for christmas... Bestbuy has what I want, but I have no place to stash a 48 inch TV for a few weeks, I ask them If I buy it can I keep it there until the 23 or 24th, there reply is "No, must be gone buy the 15th" what a bunch of sorry assfucks... I think they just treated me that way because im black, and I tried to buy a $2000 TV with foodstamps... fucking crackers<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

    Nigga, course dem Crackas won't let you git that muthafukkin TV..dey won't sell sheeit to us oppressed!!

    Dat's why we gotsta steal ourselfs dat dam electronics an' shit! I be knowin some wants to sell it fo' da' crackrock, but it really cause them whiteys be oppressin us wit dem racist price tags. IT BE WHITEY'S MUTHAFUKKIN FAULT!
     
  11. ratatouille

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    <BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="verdana">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by The Reverend Bitchslap:
    I meant to ask earlier, is that Cary Elwes?<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

    You should be embarrassed that you even know who Cary Ewles is. I had to look the shit up. Princess Bride, LOL! Maybe it is him.
     
  12. Lomotil

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    <BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="verdana">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by ratatouille:
    You should be embarrassed that you even know who Cary Ewles is. I had to look the shit up. Princess Bride, LOL! Maybe it is him.<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>



    That's my favorite fucking movie!



    Not really... the flicks I remember Cary Elwes from are Robin Hood: Men in Tights [played R.H.] and a short part he played in Liar Liar [the broad's dumbass boyfriend]...

    You should've read further into his filmography...
     
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  14. Dwaine Scum

    Dwaine Scum New Member

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    <BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="verdana">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by ManFromMars:
    Don't be so racist, arsewipe.<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

    Fuck you!! you lilly white jump suit wearin, penny countin', oppressin the black man, cracka ass kike muffagah!!!!!!
     
  15. ratatouille

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    <BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="verdana">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Emetic:
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    The resemblance is uncanny. I guess If I thought he was that great I would have recognized his name. Well, to each his own.
     
  16. Lomotil

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    <BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="verdana">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Emetic:
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    Oddly enough, that "wtf is he sucking on" pic looks like Brad Pitt when he did 12 monkeys... I know it's not from that movie, but if I had to venture a guess, I'd say someone's trying to respirate him with a fireplace accessory...
     
  17. yomamazagreasymofo

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    Brad Pitt doing twelve monkeys. God Damn..his ass must be REALLY hurting!! Not to mention all of their shit being flung in his face..it's almost kinky.
     
  18. yomamazagreasymofo

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    Oh, incidentally...S.C., were you one of those twelve I just mentioned?
     

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