Fucking A I just got woke out of a dead sleep

Discussion in 'General Mayhem' started by TheGrimJesus, Mar 9, 2006.

  1. TheGrimJesus

    TheGrimJesus New Member

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    The wind is blowing thru my area like I have never seen before in my life. It woke me out of a dead sleep when I heard my lawnmower flip the fuck over.

    This is the craziest storm I have ever seen I can not even walk outside the wind about blows me over.
     
  2. DrBungle

    DrBungle New Member

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    The wind at night can be fucking creepy.
     
  3. Ferine

    Ferine New Member

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    You guys are pussies.
     
  4. DrBungle

    DrBungle New Member

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    You are what you eat, asshole.
     
  5. Ferine

    Ferine New Member

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    Indeed.
     
  6. diogenes

    diogenes New Member

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    Can't wait till smurf reads this. I bet he says the govenment was trying to kill you with your lawnmower since you consume too much soda.
     
  7. Dwaine Scum

    Dwaine Scum New Member

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    Damn you beat me to it
     
  8. diogenes

    diogenes New Member

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    I bet Smurf watched way too much Captain Planet as a kid. I bet all of his delusional ravings would go away if we gave him and five other nut jobs element rings and a cardboard jet.
     
  9. phatboy

    phatboy New Member

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    Yep that about sums it up.
     
  10. TheGrimJesus

    TheGrimJesus New Member

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    Well all hell is breaking loose here. Check out the weather zip code is 71901.

    My power is outt home went out about 10 mins after posting this post. I'm at work right now its crazy as hell.
     
  11. phatboy

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    So, when the wind scared you awake, did you quit snoodling with your winnie the pooh bear? Or is that bond like chinese finger cuffs?
     
  12. chester grape

    chester grape New Member

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    wtf?
     
  13. phatboy

    phatboy New Member

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    * See time machine post
     

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