fuckin pile of wank

Discussion in 'General Mayhem' started by i_dont_wank, Oct 1, 2001.

  1. PinkorBrown69

    PinkorBrown69 New Member

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    Oh! And your arse. Ans i suppose your other lips would have to be done aswell.
     
  2. i_dont_wank

    i_dont_wank New Member

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    ok well im up for that
     
  3. PinkorBrown69

    PinkorBrown69 New Member

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    Well you'll have to wait, because I'm going to bed (I'll get some glue on my way home from work ).

    So goodnight! And we'll see you at the same time, same place tomorrow kiddie-winkies!
     
  4. sparky69

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    <BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by PinkorBrown69:
    Because I don't need you to talk for me. You only make us look completly stupid. And I like to think I am just plain stupid.
    So go and be complete on your own okay?
    <HR></BLOCKQUOTE>


    yeah sorry man. i just think that she was being stupid as usual and i took the opertunity to bitch her out.
     
  5. Lomotil

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    <BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by i_dont_wank:
    i still dont see how any of you can be better than my present fuck...

    you have given me no explaination as to why anyone could ruin me for him
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    You know, I'm going to be blunt here, as I fear there's simply no other way to tell you this.

    Uncle Will hasn't been feeling too well lately, and sooner or later, he's likely to take a turn for the worse. It's best if you just realize this now, and prepare yourself for it, as I know it's going to be difficult when it happens.

    Don't worry, though, I'm sure the reduced cost of Viagra through Medicare will entice a few of your other relatives to fill in where Ol' Willy left off...

    Just keep your hopes up, and your skirt down.
     
  6. Emetic

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    The li'l kyperkinetic yet mindless Energizer Bunny w/One Short Leg keeps going round and round and round in circles as the tape loops endlessly, "Wanna fuck?... I'll fuck you... Wanna fuck?... I'll fuck you... I only take it up the poop chute...Wanna fuck?... I'll fuck you... Wanna...?"

    Alright, British campers - who's gonna be the first one to get sick of the Bunny's
    blathering and finally call her lame bluff just to shut her up? I'll bet she folds the moment any dick actually shows up to challenge her.

    C'mon, lads, don't fret over the prospect of having to ream her hideous exhaust - she'll NEVER go thru with it.

    Pinky? Pimp? Disorder?
     
  7. Lomotil

    Lomotil Active Member

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    <BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by MC Emetic G-Dawg Mutha:
    C'mon, lads, don't fret over the prospect of having to ream her hideous exhaust - she'll NEVER go thru with it.<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

    [austinPowers]"That's a man, baby!"[/austinPowers]

    With all the dirt road talk, I wonder... And is it a mere coincidence that the goatse pic showed up again shortly after (s)he signed up?
     
  8. Emetic

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    Good point - only a fool would play her back nine without first applying the Crocodile Dundee gender exam

    I exhort all brave Brits again - someone stand up & do yer duty! It's really a no-lose proposition if you consider it.
     
  9. Dwaine Scum

    Dwaine Scum New Member

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    <BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Pimp~fucha-Tookee:
    last i heard this was a public forum.. anyone can post whatever they want wherever..

    (unless there's some legal reason why not.. martin can do without getting sued)
    <HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

    we wouldn't want that to happen now would we?
     
  10. Lomotil

    Lomotil Active Member

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    <BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by MC Emetic G-Dawg Mutha:
    Crocodile Dundee gender exam<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

     
  11. Icare

    Icare New Member

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    fuck!would you all-Spinko,Plankty,I_don't_rank_bynow69 and Klinky-all stop arguing-it's starting to agitate me to the point where i am pacing back and forward in front of the monitor and jutting my manly,patriotic jaw in a way i would normally reserve for a national disaster.
     
  12. i_dont_wank

    i_dont_wank New Member

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    yeah your right... i wouldnt go through with it...

    im only gonna have sex with one person now...

    sorry to disapoint anyone
     
  13. Stranger

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    <BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by i'm_a_wanker:
    it would be fine for me to get fucked<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

    I think we are all in unanimous agreement for once.
     
  14. i_dont_wank

    i_dont_wank New Member

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    did i write that?
     
  15. Lomotil

    Lomotil Active Member

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    <BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by i_dont_wank:
    did i write that?<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

    Yup. About post #20 or so... Quote was taken out of context.
     
  16. i_dont_wank

    i_dont_wank New Member

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    oh... man im losing it... this thing rots your brain after a while...
     
  17. Lomotil

    Lomotil Active Member

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    <BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by i_dont_wank:
    oh... man im losing it... this thing rots your brain after a while...<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

    I suggest you take up a serious career in drinking.
     
  18. i_dont_wank

    i_dont_wank New Member

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    i already have a weed addiction... i couldn't have another one as i wouldn't have any time for myself
     
  19. PinkorBrown69

    PinkorBrown69 New Member

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    <BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Icare:
    I_don't_rank_bynow69 <HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

    EH???
     
  20. i_dont_wank

    i_dont_wank New Member

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    do i have to spell it out...?
     

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