Fuck You All

I just worked for 12 hours (though I did make 362 dollars)and I am now going to get wasted off my fucking skinny ass, starting at 12:42 a.m.. Die Already. This thread also counts as the "Sorry If I PM'd you,called you or otherwise threatened your life or tried to sexually harrass you in any form or manner" thread.

Also... Dwaine, I've been farting into your pillow for the last week.

 

kinda makes me wish i hadn't been rubbing my penis all over it

 

Does duct taping my nose and mouth shut fall under sexual harrassment or threatening my life?
Stay away from my pillow.

 

I thought it came under 'seduction'?

 

Yeah buddy... well I hate to tell ya, that ain't "chocholate" you been finding on your toothbrush

 

Is that a request??

 

I'm not much on duct tape, but a little leisurely sexual harrasment minus the death threats wouldn't be entirely reproachable.