fuck the motherfuckin pop ups and fuck you IMC i ain't turni

Discussion in 'General Mayhem' started by I HATE NAGGERS, Mar 21, 2001.

  1. I HATE NAGGERS

    I HATE NAGGERS New Member

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    read the bullshit here. Every 30 seconds a fucking popup comes along http://adforce.imgis.com/?adiframe|2.0|87|219031|1|1|ADFORCE;
    than I come back and 30 seconds later a fucking freakfarm pop up comes up, then 30 seconds later http://adforce.imgis.com/?adiframe|2.0|87|219031|1|1|ADFORCE;
    then freakfarm again....

    fuck. IF I WANT TO CLICK ON A MOTHERFUCKING ADD I WILL ASSWIPES. In the meantime, can I fucking browse in peace? Evidently not.

    This msg has been interupted 4 times while I wrote it, and I aint using my back button no mo...
     
  2. GreenAppleSplatters

    GreenAppleSplatters New Member

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    You weren't hugged as achild were you? Or were you dropped on your head a lot?
     
  3. kitana

    kitana New Member

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    I think he just needs to get laid...
    You are male right?
    My dad told me that when guys get in a bitchy mood it's because they didnt get any.
     
  4. Phuck Ya

    Phuck Ya New Member

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    actually i agree...there are too many pop ups advertsements...i just dont really care that much though..
     
  5. Dwaine Scum

    Dwaine Scum New Member

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    he is an old assgoblin that complains about everything. HE does get laid alot, (I mean hes married) so I doubt thats his problem.. Im going to blame it on lack of fibre in his diet... that or the whiney "Ms. Doreen left me" neighbor two houses down...
     
  6. kitana

    kitana New Member

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    Lack of fibre?
    Yeah, i guess constipation can put you in a bitchy mood...
     
  7. Dwaine Scum

    Dwaine Scum New Member

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    Im ussually a little grumpy when I haven't had a good shit in a few days
     
  8. pimpchichi

    pimpchichi Active Member

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    <BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by I Murder Children:
    Im ussually a little grumpy when I haven't had a good shit in a few days<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

    looking at those pics IHN sent me of you in jail killer...
    it looks like you ain't taken a shit in years... and i repeat... get yer fuckin hair cut hippy.... just get it shaved as close to the wood as ya can.. think of it this way...
    more skin acreage to defile with skin ink!!
     
  9. Fecal Leaker

    Fecal Leaker New Member

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    <BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by kitana:
    I think he just needs to get laid...
    You are male right?
    My dad told me that when guys get in a bitchy mood it's because they didnt get any.
    <HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

    Did your DAD FUCK u?
     
  10. pimpchichi

    pimpchichi Active Member

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    <BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Fecal Leaker:
    Did your DAD FUCK u? <HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

    ROTFLOL....

    hehehe....
    "c'mon cherub... i know i've been grumpy.. but if you let me play in your 'special place'... i'll feel much better.. and then maybe we can play.. OK?"
     
  11. GreenAppleSplatters

    GreenAppleSplatters New Member

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    <BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by I Murder Children:
    Im ussually a little grumpy when I haven't had a good shit in a few days<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

    If I don't shit twice a day, I'm ready to kill everyone. But that's just me...
     
  12. kitana

    kitana New Member

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    <BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Fecal Leaker:
    Did your DAD FUCK u? <HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

    no, my dad just tells it like it is.
    he told me this when my teacher gave me a referral for cussing. He said, "...what?!? that's all you did, cuss? man, that S.O.B. teacher, was it a man or a woman?...yeah, i thought so. you see, men like that get in a bitchy mood because they dont get any. your teacher's wife isnt putting out and he took his anger out on you. dont worry about it...just dont repeat what i said..."
    it was something like that. my dad is cool, occasionally he will ask my baby bro and i if we want beer, he would go and get it for us as long as we drank at the house only. (we are way under age)
     

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