Fuck Sam's - Costco Rules

Discussion in 'General Mayhem' started by Lomotil, Jan 17, 2002.

  1. Lomotil

    Lomotil Active Member

    Messages:
    10,267
    Sam's went the way of Hotmail as soon as that Walton fuck died... They hardly ever keep the 5L kegs of Beck's in stock, so whenever (by some miracle) they do have them in stock, I end up buying a whole cart full of 'em. Hell, I do that anyway, but still - it's the principle of the thing.

    Membership is $35 a year, and get this - if your membership runs out in, say, October... and you don't renew it until January... They start the one-year timer back in October, even though you obviously haven't bought anything since then, as you can't get in without a valid card...

    Costco: Membership is $45 a year, but I landed a free one. The quality of their merchandise bests Sam's in every respect. They sell HDTV's, good coffee (they have their own kitchen-sized roaster out on the sales floor), a great deli, cases of Guinness always in stock, etc... FFS, they even have a $6000 wall-mountable plasma TV (Wouldn't mind having it, if it wasn't a Sony)...

    But quite possibly the best reason to shop there, and the reason I'm able to maintain my Charles Atlas physique:



    Fuck yeah I want my cheesey poofs!
     
  2. unlimited-time

    unlimited-time Active Member

    Messages:
    3,352
    Oi Rev they are mine
     
  3. Nauseous

    Nauseous Active Member

    Messages:
    10,886
    Charles Atlas then?



    Or now?



    He died of a heart attack... Probably from excessive eating of salty snacks!
     
  4. Dwaine Scum

    Dwaine Scum New Member

    Messages:
    11,130
    we don't have costco here, just sam's club. I have a business membership, so they kiss my ass alot.. I have a new slogan for sam's club: sams club...the place old people go to die...
     
  5. Lomotil

    Lomotil Active Member

    Messages:
    10,267
    Closer to the then picture, but my red X is a little larger.
     
  6. Nauseous

    Nauseous Active Member

    Messages:
    10,886
    <BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="verdana">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by The Reverend Gladamere Stroganoff:
    Closer to the then picture, but my red X is a little larger.<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>


    The pic didn't work?!!
     
  7. pimpchichi

    pimpchichi Active Member

    Messages:
    7,211
    Red X???...it looked like a towel to me
     
  8. Lomotil

    Lomotil Active Member

    Messages:
    10,267
    Hmmm... today, I see the pic. Go fig.
     
  9. Lomotil

    Lomotil Active Member

    Messages:
    10,267
    <BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="verdana">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by unlimited-time:
    Oi Rev they are mine
    <HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

    Nice observation - but dream on.
     
  10. Dwaine Scum

    Dwaine Scum New Member

    Messages:
    11,130
    fuck everyone...
    -i rule your mommas butt...
     
  11. Nauseous

    Nauseous Active Member

    Messages:
    10,886


    Have you been inhaling paint thinner again?
     
  12. Dwaine Scum

    Dwaine Scum New Member

    Messages:
    11,130
    <BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="verdana">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Nauseous:


    Have you been inhaling paint thinner again?
    <HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

    no whiteout thinner
     
  13. CancerBeans

    CancerBeans Member

    Messages:
    182
    I didn't know they made whiteout "thinner".
     
  14. pimpchichi

    pimpchichi Active Member

    Messages:
    7,211
    <BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="verdana">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by The Reverend Gladamere Stroganoff:
    Hmmm... today, I see the pic. "Go fig leaf".<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

    it's a fucking towel
     
  15. pimpchichi

    pimpchichi Active Member

    Messages:
    7,211
    <BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="verdana">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by CancerBeans:
    I didn't know they made whiteout "thinner".<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

    i take it by whiteout IMC means correction fluid... or Tipp-Ex...

    course they make thinner for it.. for when it dries out or turns gloopy... we used to huff it like there was no tomorrow at school... (and for one unfortunate schoolmate of mine there was no tomorrow... solvent abuse kills folks )
     
  16. GreenAppleSplatters

    GreenAppleSplatters New Member

    Messages:
    2,080
    Has anyone ever done the thing where you cross your arms to your chest,hold your breath and have someone squeeze their arms around your chest?

    You pass out for like a minute and all kinds of weird pictures race thruogh your head(well,that was what is was like for me anyway). We used to do that shit all the time in middle school. I wonder if their were any long term effects from doing that?
     
  17. Lomotil

    Lomotil Active Member

    Messages:
    10,267
    <BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="verdana">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by PimpDaddy:
    it's a fucking towel<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

    What a stunning grasp of the obvious...

    Nice edit.
     
  18. pimpchichi

    pimpchichi Active Member

    Messages:
    7,211
    <BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="verdana">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by GreenAppleSplatters:
    Has anyone ever done the thing where you cross your arms to your chest,hold your breath and have someone squeeze their arms around your chest?<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

    i used to be the guy who'd tie their shoe laces together when they passed out...
     
  19. pimpchichi

    pimpchichi Active Member

    Messages:
    7,211
    <BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="verdana">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by GreenAppleSplatters:
    I wonder if their were any long term effects from doing that?<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

    *looks at GAS*...

    obviously...
     
  20. CancerBeans

    CancerBeans Member

    Messages:
    182
    <BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="verdana">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by PimpDaddy:
    i take it by whiteout IMC means correction fluid... or Tipp-Ex...

    course they make thinner for it.. for when it dries out or turns gloopy... we used to huff it like there was no tomorrow at school... (and for one unfortunate schoolmate of mine there was no tomorrow... solvent abuse kills folks )
    <HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

    ok all we had was some shit in a little bottle. What do you guys have industry size buckets of white out?
     

Share This Page