fuck life! its so shit!

life is so depressin.

 

I know.
I'm a degenerate alcoholic so any day I wake up and haven't done something unbearably stupid is a good day for me.
Some times I sing this little song to cheer me up-
"Fucked fucked fucked my life is fucking fucked , I'm a worthless bag of shit and my lifes a living hell ,la la la , fucked fucked fucked"
I find it helps.

 

The great art of life is sensation, to feel that we exist, even in pain.
- Lord Byron

 

true astral boogy man true.i like

 

Byron was a faggot.
Reciting his poetry can lead to aids.
Oscar Wide and Shelley probably have some relevant quotes , I wouldn't know , I don't read faggot literature .
All I know is I'm a completely heterosexual man.
No question.
Did I mention aids ?

 

aids cn be contracted through mcdonalds gherkins! an h i v through their mccheeseburgers!!