... said the yank. I'm not saying i'd PREFER to be canadien, but... free health care, better skiing, and the industry whore of the world, i,e, america, is at most three hours away. Plus, everyone owns guns and the last murder in quebec was three years ago by a detriot tourist. Please submit your america-bashes here.
Beastly.Nobody should go around saying things like Fuck America, thats just stupid. They are already fully engaged in fucking themselves.
Fucking Communist... "Free" health care? Who the fuck do you think pays for that anyway, asshole? You pussywhipped canucks (as a general rule, there are exceptions) are so fond of your wonderful Socialist health 'care' system. BTW, if you're looking for the "industry whore" of the world, you should look slightly south of your precious former USSR to a land filled with 9 year old children working overtime for quarters a week. "Plus, everyone owns guns" - ? Are we talking about the same country here?
<BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="verdana">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by ratilla the hun: Sometimes I park in handicapped spaces While handicapped people make handicapped faces <HR></BLOCKQUOTE> That has to be the best line in a song ever. Pure genius. Fuck me, you lot hate each other more than we hate the Welsh.
<BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="verdana">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by ScythopicPsycho: That must be the tenth time I've heard that song... I still shed a tear...<HR></BLOCKQUOTE> only ten? are you like, 12?
<BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="verdana">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by cittykat: i'm 14. <HR></BLOCKQUOTE> God, it figures, If martin dosen't ban you, I swear, I will kick him in the nuts next time I see him
<BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="verdana">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by ratilla the hun: oh dont ban her! become her "friend" IMC!<HR></BLOCKQUOTE> If friend means placing the barrel of a loaded pistol in her mouth, then squeezing the trigger, I'm down..
Folks, I'd like to sing a song about the American Dream. About me. About you. The way our American hearts beat down in the bottom of our chests. About the special feeling we get in the cockles of our hearts, maybe below the cockles, maybe in the sub-cockle area. Maybe in the liver. Maybe in the kidneys. Maybe even in the colon, we don't know. I'm just a regular Joe with a regular job I'm your average white suburbanite slob I like football and porno and books about war I've got an average house with a nice hardwood floor My wife and my job, my kids and my car My feet on my table, and a Cuban cigar But sometimes that just ain't enough to keep a man like me interested (Oh no) No Way (Uh-uh) No, I've gotta go out and have fun At someone else's expense (Oh yeah) Yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah I drive really slow in the ultrafast lane While people behind me are going insane I'm an asshole (He's an asshole, what an asshole) I'm an asshole (He's an asshole, such an asshole) I use public toilets and piss on the seat I walk around in the summertime saying, "How about this heat?" I'm an asshole (He's an asshole, what an asshole) I'm an asshole (He's the world's biggest asshole) Sometimes I park in handicapped spaces While handicapped people make handicapped faces I'm an asshole (He's an asshole, what an asshole) I'm an asshole (He's a real fucking asshole) Maybe I shouldn't be singing this song Ranting and raving and carrying on Maybe they're right when they tell me I'm wrong Naaaah! I'm an asshole (He's an asshole, what an asshole) I'm an asshole (He's the world's biggest asshole) You know what I'm gonna do? I'm gonna get myself a 1967 Cadillac El Dorado convertible, hot pink with whaleskin hub caps and all leather cow interior and big brown baby seal eyes for headlights, yeah! And I'm gonna drive around in that baby at 115mph getting one mile per gallon, sucking down quarter pounder cheese burgers from McDonald's in the old-fashioned non-biodegradable styrofoam containers and when I'm done sucking down those grease ball burgers, I'm gonna wipe my mouth with the American flag and then I'm gonna toss the styrofoam container right out the side and there ain't a God damned thing anybody can do about it. You know why? Because we got the bombs, that's why. Two words. Nuclear fucking weapons, okay?! Russia, Germany, Romania - they can have all the Democracy they want. They can have a big democracy cake-walk right through the middle of Tiananmen square and it won't make a lick of difference because we've got the bombs, okay?! John Wayne's not dead - he's frozen. And as soon as we find the cure for cancer we're gonna thaw out the duke and he's gonna be pretty pissed off. You know why? Have you ever taken a cold shower? Well multiple that by 15-million times, that's how pissed off the Duke's gonna be. I'm gonna get the Duke and John Cassavetes... (Hey) and Lee Marvin (Hey) and Sam Pekinpah (Hey) And a case of Whiskey and drive down to Texas... (Hey, you know you really are an asshole) Why don't you just shut-up and sing the song pal! I'm an asshole (He's an asshole, what an asshole) I'm an asshole (He's the world's biggest asshole) A-S-S-H-O-L-E Everybody! A-S-S-H-O-L-E Arf Arf Arf Arf Arf Arf Arf Fung achng tum a fung tum a fling chum Oooh Oooh I'm an asshole and proud of it! -Denis Leary
<BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="verdana">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by ratilla the hun: Just being realistic. I don't watch T.V. much... Mommy says it's evil.
