FU Jessicia Lynch

Discussion in 'General Mayhem' started by 1337, Nov 17, 2003.

  1. 1337

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    You got ambushed, kidnapped (while sitting in a humvee, cowering), beaten, then rescued.

    hell that makes you a war hero in my books!

    then posing for hustler, Only true heros do that.

    What an inspiration to us all!

    by this reason wouldnt this make the french who so humoursly surrendered all those time, only to be saved by USA heros too?
     
  2. Dr.Roboto

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    well she took it in the ass for the U S of A, thats why shes a hero.
    i think it is a bunch of shit. but thats just me.
    no wonder they didnt want women in the army.
     
  3. kat

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    She didnt pose for Hustler,dumbass.
    Flynty-boy got ahold of pics she took in the barracks with other officers.

    Gotta luv that guy. First Falwell,then DeLaurien (sp?), now Jessica Lynch.....
     
  4. ratatouille

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    <BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="verdana">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Dr.Roboto:
    well she took it in the ass for the U S of A, thats why shes a hero.
    i think it is a bunch of shit. but thats just me.
    no wonder they didnt want women in the army.
    <HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

    hmm yeah, but she conveniently can't remember the details of her abuse and doesn't know if she was sexually assaulted or not. in fact, according to her, she can't remember a fuckin thing. she served her country, i'll give her that, but so have loads of others. maybe they're all heroes. <BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="verdana">quote:</font><HR> We can be Heroes, just for one day.
    <HR></BLOCKQUOTE>
     
  5. Dr.Roboto

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    yea they all maybe but untill they die or get severly injured no one notices or cares.
    such as the hispanic tank drivers who died only then did the gov't decide to give him citizen ship. too bad that doesnt fucking help him hes dead, who needs to be a fuckin citizen when he is dead.
     
  6. Matthew

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    am i a hero? i was in the army

    I used to think that I could not go on
    And life was nothing but an awful song
    But now I know the meaning of true love
    I'm leaning on the everlasting arms
    If I can see it, then I can do it
    If I just believe it, there's nothing to it

    (Chorus)
    I believe I can fly
    I believe I can touch the sky
    I think about it every night and day
    Spread my wings and fly away
    I believe I can soar
    I see me running through that open door
    I believe I can fly
    I believe I can fly
    I believe I can fly

    See I was on the verge of breaking down
    Sometimes silence can seem so loud
    There are miracles in life I must achieve
    But first I know it starts inside of me
    If I can see it, then I can be it
    If I just believe it, there's nothing to it

    (Chorus)

    'Cos I believe in me

    If I can see it, then I can do it
    If I just believe it, there's nothing to it

    (Chorus)

    If I just spread my wings (I can fly)
    I can fly (I can fly)
    I can fly (I can fly)
    I can fly (I can fly
    If I just spread my wings (I can fly)
    I can fly...
     
  7. Dr.Roboto

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    god i hate that fucking song.
    and yes i suppose u could be, did you shoot any baddies?
     
  8. ratatouille

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    <BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="verdana">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Dr.Roboto:
    yea they all maybe but untill they die or get severly injured no one notices or cares.
    such as the hispanic tank drivers who died only then did the gov't decide to give him citizen ship. too bad that doesnt fucking help him hes dead, who needs to be a fuckin citizen when he is dead.
    <HR></BLOCKQUOTE>
    one less landscaper. oh well.
     
  9. Lomotil

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    It could help his widow (and kids) to get citizenship...
     
  10. Dwaine Scum

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    <BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="verdana">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Lomo's Haus of Audio-Video Bliss:
    It could help his widow (and kids) to get citizenship... <HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

    Jeez great, One welfare recipiant, and 5 landscapers
     
  11. Lomotil

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    BTW: Who the fuck is Jessica Lynch?

    I'm too fucked to search...
     
  12. 1337

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    some girl in army who's convoy acidently drove right into a city. they got ambushed, and got their assed kicked, but one guy killed 8.
    they surrendered and were captured.

    she got shot hiding in a humvee and captured.

    then they send in spec ops to rescue her.

    She got a million dollar book deal and a TV movie.
     
  13. Lomotil

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    Damn, and all this time I could've been asking myself - "Why am I in school, anyway?"
     
  14. Cough Syrup

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    <BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="verdana">quote:</font><HR>god i hate that fucking song.
    and yes i suppose u could be, did you shoot any baddies? <HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

    You mean babies.
     
  15. unlimited-time

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    <BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="verdana">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Cough Syrup:
    You mean babies.<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

    ROFL the only thing Retard would have shot was himself in the foot.
     
  16. Dr.Roboto

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    <BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="verdana">quote
    eh all one in the same niether will shut up and keep screaming untill you do something about it. so i guess i ment baddies and or babies.
     
  17. Matthew

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    <BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="verdana">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by unlimited time:
    ROFL the only thing Retard would have shot was himself in the foot.<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

    derrrr
     
  18. KaptainSkitzo

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    I think it's just fucked up that Lynch is getting all the attention. For Fucks sake, there were what? 8 of them all together? All from the same group, all rescued at the same time, but all we hear about is the blonde cunt. Hero my ass. One of the guys from that group lost a fucking leg...(or arm, or something) but do we hear about him? Fuck no! He's a guy! And white to boot! Fuck him. Hell, I'm suprised the NAACP and ACLU isn't all over this shit. There was a black woman in that group...do we hear about her? Fuck NO!
    Shit, as I recall, they were all brought back alive, and you can't tell me they don't have a story to tell. I hope Flynt DOES publish those pics of her...just so that her daddy knows there are some homely nerd kids jacking off to pics of his daughter. As well as some skanky old men that couldn't get laid in a fucking whorehouse. All of them spanking their monkeys while thinking...no, fantasizing about boffing the shit out of his baby.
    Would serve him right for siring another attention whore.
     
  19. Matthew

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    Kaptain Skitzo, while your anger about this situation is just, i feel it is somewhat misplaced. It is not her fault that the circus that we call the american media is making a huge story out of her. Shit if I was her and I was offered a million or 2 for a book deal I would jump at the chance, Im sure you would as well. As for her father, if I was put in the same situation as him, I would also work with the media to do whatever it took to get my daughter back.
    I think the real problem should lye with the media, and their need for a dramatic story. They will go out of their way, to make something seem more devistating than it really is for ratings, because that is what the majority of the american public wants. I say more power to the ho, and FU to the American media.
     
  20. unlimited-time

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    <BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="verdana">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by The Retard Wearing a Helmet:
    derrrr<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

    Yet another constructive response by Retard.
     

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