So before the Lewis-Tyson fight of course my satellite got burned and my card is looped and DirecTV SUX ASS...well I have been getting my card programed from these guys in Canada and now they claim they are under attack by customs and pretty much if I send my card its like flushing it down the toilet...so they want me to pay $250 for the equipment and THEN pay them $150 every 3 months for them to send me the info to fix my own card. And with me being unemployed that isn't going to happen...I miss 6 Feet Under and the Sopranos and free PPV...so I am looking for someone with HBO and Showtime who will let me order all the PPV I want and sleep on their couch...you supply the Torangos and Diet Pepsi...I will bring my charming three cats
<BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="verdana">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Yummy: So before the Lewis-Tyson fight of course my satellite got burned and my card is looped and DirecTV SUX ASS...well I have been getting my card programed from these guys in Canada and now they claim they are under attack by customs and pretty much if I send my card its like flushing it down the toilet...so they want me to pay $250 for the equipment and THEN pay them $150 every 3 months for them to send me the info to fix my own card. And with me being unemployed that isn't going to happen...I miss 6 Feet Under and the Sopranos and free PPV...so I am looking for someone with HBO and Showtime who will let me order all the PPV I want and sleep on their couch...you supply the Torangos and Diet Pepsi...I will bring my charming three cats<HR></BLOCKQUOTE> You better be bringing some spread legs too or you ain't getting shit.
<BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="verdana">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by GreenAppleSplatters: You better be bringing some spread legs too or you ain't getting shit.<HR></BLOCKQUOTE> Well, my boyfriend probably would come over 3 or 4 times a week and we would be having sex on your couch too...so where do you keep the guest towels?
<BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="verdana">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Yummy: Well, my boyfriend probably would come over 3 or 4 times a week and we would be having sex on your couch too...so where do you keep the guest towels?<HR></BLOCKQUOTE> he doesnt have any, they're all dirty. his whole house is a dump, smells like shit. in his fridge, their is a mold farm
<BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="verdana">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Kurious Kit: he doesnt have any, they're all dirty. his whole house is a dump, smells like shit. in his fridge, their is a mold farm<HR></BLOCKQUOTE> Sounds...charming
<BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="verdana">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Yummy: Sounds...charming<HR></BLOCKQUOTE> smells charming, too
Snake Charming? Snake? S-N-A-K-E? Geddit? Huh, Huh?? Mold, the best type of subhumanity, all green, or white, all slimy, or furry, or stringy or putrid...Sounds kinda like Pizza Hut Pizza when I put it like that...
<BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="verdana">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Kurious Kit: he doesnt have any, they're all dirty. his whole house is a dump, smells like shit. in his fridge, their is a mold farm<HR></BLOCKQUOTE> Who told you about the mold farm???
<BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="verdana">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by GreenAppleSplatters: Who told you about the mold farm??? <HR></BLOCKQUOTE> everyone knows
