!Friar Bitchicus Slapiticus!

Discussion in 'General Mayhem' started by Nauseous, May 12, 2002.

  1. Matthew

    Matthew New Member

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    <BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="verdana">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Minister Saint-Fond:
    Hey now people!

    Jesus saves souls and redeems them


    for valuable prizes.
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    You have obviously never been to the south
     
  2. timeforyumyums

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    <BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="verdana">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Kitana The UnDead:


    Back, Back, BACK, BACK! Gimme 50 feet.
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    Now now darling....relax....too tense.
     
  3. GreenAppleSplatters

    GreenAppleSplatters New Member

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    <BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="verdana">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Boo Boo Kitty Fuck:
    Ill back ya up too. Us Fugly chicks goota stand together...REALLY CLOSE together.... <HR></BLOCKQUOTE>


    You really need to lay off the gremilns chick.......jesus christ.
     
  4. Nicodemus

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    <BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="verdana">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by tommy710:
    she a nutcase in what sense she likes to be tied bollocked naked to a tree and whipped with branches or nutcase as in biting blokes dicks off when shes sucking em off?<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

    No, more like the "dry-fucking on a pile of broken glass in an old abandon haunted lunatic asylum" kind of a nutcase. She's a renaissance woman.
     
  5. kitana

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    <BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="verdana">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Boo Boo Kitty Fuck:
    Now now darling....relax....too tense.<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

    i'm not taking my medication any more.
     
  6. tommy710

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    No, more like the "dry-fucking on a pile of broken glass in an old abandon haunted lunatic asylum" kind of a nutcase. She's a renaissance woman

    ????what the fuck that sounds like my mum too what the fucks going on is my whole family in here???
     
  7. tommy710

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    mind you that cant be my mum id fuck her i wouldnt fuck my mum.(waits for all the mother jokes cos i just now there coming)
     
  8. Disorder

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    <BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="verdana">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by tommy710:
    ...i wouldnt fuck my mum...<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

    not since the 'accident' anyway
     
  9. tommy710

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    We are yer family now, tommy.

    --------------------

    "If the mind is too open, everything falls out." -Confucius

    NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
     
  10. kitana

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    <BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="verdana">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by tommy710:
    [BNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO[/B]<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

    *Evil Laughter*

    give us a hug!
    (don't mind the bloodstains on my clothes, they're from animals, not humans.)
     
  11. kitana

    kitana New Member

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    <BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="verdana">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by tommy710:
    ????what the fuck that sounds like my mum too what the fucks going on is my whole family in here???<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

    We are yer family now, tommy.
     
  12. Nauseous

    Nauseous Active Member

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    Pssst... Tommy, my boy:
     
  13. tommy710

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    i think i made a huge mistake coing here,iv developed a slaver and a twitch.
     
  14. Disorder

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    and thats only the beginning,

    prepare to recieve square eye, rsi, refresh finger, scabies, warts, compulsive scratching, ear rot, toothache, the claps, arthritis, migraines, scab ridden rashes and downs syndrome.
     
  15. FredVegas

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    <BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="verdana">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Disorder:
    and thats only the beginning,

    prepare to recieve square eye, rsi, refresh finger, scabies, warts, compulsive scratching, ear rot, toothache, the claps, arthritis, migraines, scab ridden rashes and downs syndrome.
    <HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

    He already has Downs Syndrome...
     
  16. kitana

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    <BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="verdana">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by tommy710:
    i think i made a huge mistake coing here,iv developed a slaver and a twitch.<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

    it's b/c of yer testicles. lemme cut em off.
     
  17. GreenAppleSplatters

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    <BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="verdana">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Disorder:
    and thats only the beginning,

    prepare to recieve square eye, rsi, refresh finger, scabies, warts, compulsive scratching, ear rot, toothache, the claps, arthritis, migraines, scab ridden rashes and downs syndrome.
    <HR></BLOCKQUOTE>


    You forgot alchoholism....but that might just be a problem for a couple of us.
     
  18. Disorder

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    <BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="verdana">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by GA-motherfucking-S:

    You forgot alchoholism....but that might just be a problem for a couple of us.
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    no, i learnt that all on my own
     
  19. Matthew

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    Matthew New Member

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    I know you feel my pain on this issue.
     

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