So a guy gets on the bus and sits down by this other guy with a gloomy look on his face. He asks what the matter is and the first guy explains; “I went to the ticket clerk you know the one to one and I has a little slip I asked for two tickets to Tittsburg.” The second guy says “Ah the ole freudian slip don’t worry it happens. For example just this morning at breakfast I meant to ask my wife to pass the salt shaker. So I said You fucking bitch you ruined my life!”