A guy is talking to the bartender and sais "you know a funny thing happened to me the other day at the airport. The girl selling the tickets had the most amazing set of tits and instead of asking for tickets to Pittsburgh, I asked for tickets to Tits-burgh" The bartender sais "yeah, that's called a freudian slip" The guy sais "no shit?" The bartender sais "yep..that's when your thinking something and you mean to say something else and you kind of mix it up with what you're thinking" Just then a guy next to them pipes up and sais: Yeah that happened to me this morning...Me and the wife were having breakfast and i meant to say 'honey, could you pass the buttter?', but i ended up saying "You fucking cunt, you ruined my life!".
<BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="verdana">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by NameYouWant: no, its really not funny. cunt.<HR></BLOCKQUOTE> Band-wagon jumping cunt. Cunt.
