1. fightingillini

    fightingillini New Member

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    What is the first thing the French Army teaches at basic training?
    How to surrender in at least 10 languages.

    What is the most useful thing in the French Army?
    A rearview mirror, so they can see the war.

    Why does Nike like the French Army?
    Because, in war time, they are the biggest buyers of running shoes.
     
  2. chester grape

    chester grape New Member

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    <BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="verdana">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by fightingillini:
    What is the first thing the French Army teaches at basic training?
    How to surrender in at least 10 languages.

    What is the most useful thing in the French Army?
    A rearview mirror, so they can see the war.

    Why does Nike like the French Army?
    Because, in war time, they are the biggest buyers of running shoes.
    <HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

    Right, and I suppose you're posting from the frontline, are you soldier?
     
  3. i hate you

    i hate you New Member

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    Chester where the fuck is Sydeney!!
     
  4. Lomotil

    Lomotil Active Member

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    <BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="verdana">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by chester grape:
    Right, and I suppose you're posting from the frontline, are you soldier?<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

    The French are still pussies... Doesn't change a thing.
     
  5. pimpchichi

    pimpchichi Active Member

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    yeah yeah yeah.. and the yanks are big and brave and love hand-to-hand fighting...

    "oh no.. there's some iraqis here and they're holding guns, not flowers and white flags.. quick.. call in the medevac and some airstrikes"

    shock and awe= demoralise the opponent so when the ground troops go in they'll surrender with minimal fighting..

    pussies.. yep
     
  6. bboy1977

    bboy1977 New Member

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    who the fuck still refers to americans as yanks? stupid nigger

     
  7. pimpchichi

    pimpchichi Active Member

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    oh ok... "septic tanks"
     
  8. bboy1977

    bboy1977 New Member

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    that's more like it. Fuck Steinbrenner and the Yankees!


     

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