FREE HORSECOCK

Discussion in 'General Mayhem' started by monk12, Dec 15, 2000.

  1. monk12

    monk12 New Member

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    last night my dog ate a big piece of horse shit so I found that dirty horse and fucked it in the ass. Hell I fucked that bastard so hard its big ol dick fell right off. If you want a free horsecock just leave your email posted. Oh yeah do not forget that if you want a free horsecock YOU ARE A DUMB FUCK!
     
  2. Piecraft the Terrible

    Piecraft the Terrible New Member

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    Ladies and gentlemen a Harvard graduate is in here tonight!

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    Go to Hell!!!
     
  3. amputee_annie

    amputee_annie New Member

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    no wonder mr.ed has been acting so funny lately. oohhhhhhhh wilbur.

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    it dont matter if i give a shit its shit that you gave me
     
  4. NoOpinion

    NoOpinion New Member

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    Holy fuck, If you havent already seen it go watch goldilocks on newgrounds.
    Thank me later.
     
  5. Dwaine Scum

    Dwaine Scum New Member

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    I just farted...
     
  6. monk12

    monk12 New Member

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    The fact for today ladies and gentlemen:
    The population of Russia is an estimated 300 million people. Most be in Russia keep warm using the age old technique of fucking dead four year old children.

    Fun Factoids:
    If you killed one million people a day it would take you 6000 days or 16 years 5 months exactly one week 19hrs. and 23min. to dispose of humanity.
     
  7. Piecraft the Terrible

    Piecraft the Terrible New Member

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    By monk12's standards that would make you an amphibian I guess.

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  8. The Desacrator

    The Desacrator New Member

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    I was spoilin' for a fight one time , so I climbed into a horse's ass , just to fight for air.
     
  9. GreenAppleSplatters

    GreenAppleSplatters New Member

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    Go Kermit!It's ya birthday!

    There ain't nothing like a frog waxin that ass.

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    I tell you what you need is a phatty bo batty blunt.And I'll garauntee you'll see the ocean,a sailboat,and maybe some of those big titty mermaids doing some of that lesbian shit.
     
  10. Piecraft the Terrible

    Piecraft the Terrible New Member

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    Who's the other character?
    Man can Kermit plug it to that rabbit.
    But I never knew he had a pecker, unless Jim Henson has been hiding it away from the public all these years... must've been de-ttachable

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  11. amputee_annie

    amputee_annie New Member

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    or mr.hansen tucked it back for wittle kermit

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    i sawed off my wounds.
     

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