Honestly, it's not really all that random. It's a scam I've been usin' for years actually. All of my posts contain subliminal messages urging the reader to make out with me. Naturally, I use a "reward" system. The messages are usually stuff like "Make out with Fred and he will shower you with beautiful shiny things". Then a few split second flashes of this image: Then I just sit back and wait for the booty calls. Works like a charm. Just ask some of my other "victims"....
Sorry Fred if those are your booty CALLS I am afraid you werer the victim. Better okay those things first. Or what the fuck if you want to father an ugly fuckn kid not my problem.
Ya know, I was going to say... If that's your harem, Frederick, then I'd have to suggest you get on your camel and ride.
Are you? I've heard there's lots of caves in Nevada.-Or was it holes in the desert? I'm going to bed.
You started out as such a nice girl. Now your evil twin is taking over. What next? Confessions of your random flattening of innocent armadillos? Barry
naw, I'm sugar and spice ...just not everything nice. ya gotta remember I'm a vet..and am also sick and twisted..get a check every month to prove it.
Ah... I see...I was thinking 'Vegas' as in that's where you were from- and it's ok if you're a...of Middle Eastern descent- there's that really nice Arab chat room you could try; you shouldn't be ashamed-really.
Alrighty, it's settled then! That was easy now wasn't it? So, Mr. V., do you wear a diaper on your head? Just curious...I'm not trying to start shit (pardon the pun) or anything, just wondering.
