for all of you who i have entrusted the original saga (pimpdaddy, imc to name a couple)i now publish the highly edited version for hope of enciting a laugh in my fellow fuglyites....to recieve a full unedited copy of this post please send a request mail to roborski@hotmail.com clearly noting the subject header with "gimmie some more" (i get so much fucking spam at that address u need to point it out to me that yours is a valid email address)and i will gladly share the story and the unfortunate repocussions with you (all characters portrayed are purely ficticios and any resemblence to anyone live or dead is purely coincidental) well here it is... ive got an idea....(blagged from fugly.com) i write a chapter of a story and send it to someone who adds another chapter from the first etc etc ..... it was a glorious sunny day in a location in london, all the staff were busying themselfs with thier appointed tasks when suddenly the was a loud bang and all the lights went out. a few muffled screames were heard and a few loud thumps. when the electricity supply was returned we were faced with the horrific sight of "beastwoman" holding.... onto somebodys's member in full view of the public! then she proceeded to.......... .....the canteen where she muched all of the leftovers as somebody was not Fulfilling enought. She headed back....... into the helpdesk area where she made a desperate grab to access penfolds **** but being a speedy midget, he was able to escape to the saftey of his desk draw ((he was later locked in by a rather offensive looking young man) and whimpers are still heard to this day) beastwoman unmoved by the escape of her prey began moving her plump little fingers in the direction of fred...... bloggs, who luckily with his amazing loud voice managed to frighten beastwoman away in the direction of the ever helpful Dominic who was unprepared for the immense size and weight that beastwoman packs. Dominic struggled to avoid an impact but unfortunately was to late. Dominic was........... consumed by the vorasious appitite of her sexual lust's and was inserted whole into her private parts whe he develped a friendship with a man who was looking for his doubledecker, beastwoamn still unstaisfied headed for the reamaint terrorised staff it would appear that leroy was next in line... as she drew her.... Knife and fork from her many folds, she proceeded to walk towards Leroy with a big grin on her face, as she grinned we could see remains of the other emplyees stuck between her teeth, she then took leroy by the hand, gave him a wink and then........... ...Nudged him into a corner were she pushed him against a wall. She was most sexually excited as before that she pressed Leroy again the wall so hard no knowing her strength. Unfortunatly Leroy was unable to scream for help as his lungs were crushed and emptied with oxygen. Leroy, at the edge of his last breath was released as Beastwoman realised what was happening. He laid there on the floor lifeless and Beastwoman grabbed her breast and started to fumbled her left nipple in to Leroy's mouth hoping that this would wake him. Unfortunaly this made matters worst. Beastwomans's breast covered his whole face and he was suffocated to death. Beastwoman started to cry Her cryin did not go on for that long as she then realised that there were plenty more emplyees available to molester. Mr.X was the next victim to catch Beastwomans eye as she thought that he looked like a giant larger than life bat that she had one incountered in the far reaches of the Amazon. She charged over towards him which created a massive ground tremor, knocking poor Mr X off his feet and redering him defenseless. What he was about to experience was far from expected, it was like godzilla raping a mouse........ the blooded carcuss of the poor unfortunate Mr X was crushed under the feet of the quickly accelerating beast as she saw the kitchen staff wheeling a large meal into the canteen. the poor mail man didnt stand a chance as both he and his trolly were forced throgh the window between here and the Canteen he was blooded and concussed but unfortunately conciouss when she ate him as a starter The "beast" then decided that she was ready for the main course, with blood dripping from her mouth she headed for the Kitchen staff, one by one she sat on them, crushing their bones and instantly killing them. She used the clothes of the Post man as a bib and sat down on three chairs (because one obviously is not enough!) and began to munch the Kitchen staff. After this highly nutritious meal, The elephants sexual hormones kicked in again and........... she started to feel sexual aroused after the aphrodisiac food. Walking back to the desk area grabbing a mouse as passing by a desk she dipped it into her slot as there werent any employees to play with..... suddenly a raid from near by police who had heard the screams, tried to calm the situation. Not expecting what they saw, which was a mass of smelling corpses covered in what can only be described as rank slim, they quickly halted & quickly tried to retrackt from the scary monster. The bulging beast took a swing at the police and managed to grab one of them and use it as stimulate for her rear entrance. the other offices scared to there very soul, ran for their lives........ one poor officer in fear of his life didnt pay enough attention ad was subsiquently knocked out by a piller as he headed for reception. i feel for the man althogh he was filth and i hope his family never hear the full story; his armes were ripped of and ussed to bugger the now massively inflamed anus of the beast and his still convusing torso was shredded by her pupic teeth... After destroying everyone on the ground floor , the beast/Elephant/generally larger than life person proceeded to climb the side of the building looking for more prey. This then became a "King Kong" situation wherby the beast was munching anything in site..... As she began to climb the crumbling building a helicopter zoomed by and fired rockets aiming at her backside. As this approached the beast turned round and opened her legs for the rocket to enter! In it went and she gave a great big sigh....ahhhhh.... she then continued to frantically climb the the crumbly building.....
