For Ladies Only

if u already read this one, sorry!

For Ladies Only

1. Don't imagine you can change a man - unless he's in diapers.
2. What do you do if your boyfriend walks-out? - You shut the door.
3. If they put a man on the moon - they should be able to put them all up
there.
4. Never let your man's mind wander - it's too little to be out alone.
5. Go for younger men. You might as well - they never mature anyway.
6. Men are all the same - they just have different faces, so that you can tell them apart.
7. Definition of a bachelor; a man who has missed the opportunity! to make some woman miserable.
8. Women don't make fools of men - most of them are the do-it-yourself types.
9. Best way to get a man to do something, is to suggest they are too old for it.
10. Love is blind, but marriage is a real eye-opener.
11. If you want a committed man, look in a mental hospital.
12. The children of Israel wandered around the desert for 40 years. Even in biblical times, men wouldn't ask for directions.
13. If he asks what sort of books you're interested in, tell him checkbooks.
14. Remember a sense of humor does not mean that you tell him jokes, it means that you laugh at his.
15. Sadly, all men are created equal.

 

Can you say lesbian?

 

<BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="verdana">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Matthew:
Can you say lesbian?<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

Lez-be-an?
Weird. I can say it, but I can't spell it...

 

I can spend hours being highly entertained bu their dirty little antics.

 

<BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="verdana">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Matthew:
Can you say lesbian?<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

Can you say " i was ditched by last few girlfriends and now am bitter"
I bet they were all lesbians as well.

 

it was just a joke
i am not a lesbian.

 

<BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="verdana">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Stress free STD:
I can spend hours being highly entertained bu their dirty little antics. <HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

Ill keep that in mind.

Not for any reason. Its not like we are gonna met up and fuck or anything...

 

<BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="verdana">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Wankah':
Ill keep that in mind.

Not for any reason. Its not like we are gonna met up and fuck or anything... <HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

Ooops! Why doesn't that FUCKING edit button work?
Ahem.... twas only a joke

 

<BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="verdana">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by KitanA 4evr:
it was just a joke
i am not a lesbian.<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

Not exactly saying your a lesbian, moreso the person that wrote the jokes.

 

Feminist dykes.

Like the ones who want money for september the 11