For Kit

Discussion in 'General Mayhem' started by unlimited-time, Jan 3, 2002.

  1. unlimited-time

    unlimited-time Active Member

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    A few positions to help you on your wedding night.

    Indrani


    The Churning of the Cream




    The Mixture of Sesamum Seed with Rice



    The Yawning


    The Cobra

     
  2. unlimited-time

    unlimited-time Active Member

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    The Conch




    The Black Bee


    The Mare



    The Swing


    Splitting the Bamboo




    The Curving Knot


    Enjoy
     
  3. ratatouille

    ratatouille New Member

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    how the hell she supposed to do the "Splitting of the Bamboo" the backseat of a Chevy?
     
  4. unlimited-time

    unlimited-time Active Member

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    She'll have lower the front seats and hope the gearstick is a smooth one
     
  5. ratatouille

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    she'll be praying for ripples and an extra asshole, who are you kidding?
     
  6. ratatouille

    ratatouille New Member

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    <BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="verdana">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by ratatouille:
    she'll be praying for ripples and an extra asshole, who are you kidding?<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

    and those things that make the car shake up and down like in that Eddie Money video. hydraulics? i dunno, i am not latino.
     
  7. unlimited-time

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    <BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="verdana">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by ratatouille:
    she'll be praying for ripples and an extra asshole, who are you kidding?<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

    Not our Kit she's gotta get used doing it with Cheeze first...give her 2 days once the crack becomes a habit she'll be poking all sorts up both holes.
     
  8. kitana

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    AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!

    *runs away screaming and crying*


    wtf!!!???
    hydraulics, i wanted that on my caddy, but way too expensive for a poor college student like me



    i dont know about that one...
     
  9. Lomotil

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    <BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="verdana">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by sultana is kitana:
    hydraulics, i wanted that on my caddy, but way too expensive for a poor college student like me<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

    Sweet fucking Christ..... what the hell is wrong with you?
     
  10. ratatouille

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    <BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="verdana">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by The Reverend Pearl Necklace:
    Sweet fucking Christ..... what the hell is wrong with you?<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

    that girl was shakin', oh oh oh, snappin' her fingers....
     
  11. kitana

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    <BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="verdana">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by The Reverend Pearl Necklace:
    Sweet fucking Christ..... what the hell is wrong with you?<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

    why?
     
  12. Lomotil

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    <BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="verdana">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by sultana is kitana:
    why? <HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

    Um... let me give you a clue here: Hydraulics are FUCKING STUUUUUUUPID... I.E. - No *halfway intelligent* person would EVER do such a horiffic atrocity to their vehicle.

    <UL TYPE=SQUARE><LI>It looks like shit
    <LI>It screams "I'm a fucking MORON"
    <LI>It identifies you with the "I don't have a cool or a new car, but I'm going to try and pretend that I'm a badass by making my car do stupid circus tricks while my normal roadmates are stopped at the red light" kinda person
    [/list]

    Don't be a moron... for God's sake, please TRY not to desecrate your vehicle in such a manner...
     
  13. Dwaine Scum

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    you know a spic can't be a spic until they put $1800 rims and $4000 hydrulics on a $500 car... It's just another way of sayin Viva Los Mexico! I mean think about it lomo, asking Kuntuna to not do $10,000 worth of mods to a $500 piece-of-shit car is asking her to stifle her rich wet-back culture. We should help her nurture such culture by buying her taco bell gift certifacates!
     
  14. Cheezedawg

    Cheezedawg Guest



    This is the one that scares me.
     
  15. kitana

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    wait a sec... you guys are talking about hydraulics for show, i am talking about hydraulics for lift and shocks...the caddy is supposed to lift up a few inches when the engine is turned on. THAT's what i meant about hydraulics when i said it...but i think its not called that...its a air suspension system...or something of that manner...i am not sure, my dad told me once. damn.

    yeah, i dont care for that show shit, i just want the car to run clean and smooth with a good radio...and be able to survive potholes, speedbumps and a bit of rain...not to mention a possible accident.
     
  16. kitana

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    <BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="verdana">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Cheezedawg:


    This is the one that scares me.
    <HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

    why?
     
  17. Psycho Bob

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    <BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="verdana">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by sultana is kitana:
    why?<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

    excess leverage
     
  18. Cheezedawg

    Cheezedawg Guest

    Cause it looks like something is being stuck in my ass.
     
  19. pimpchichi

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    it does????
     
  20. Lomotil

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    <BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="verdana">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by sultana is kitana:
    wait a sec... you guys are talking about hydraulics for show, i am talking about hydraulics for lift and shocks...the caddy is supposed to lift up a few inches when the engine is turned on. THAT's what i meant about hydraulics when i said it...but i think its not called that...its a air suspension system...or something of that manner...i am not sure, my dad told me once. damn.

    yeah, i dont care for that show shit, i just want the car to run clean and smooth with a good radio...and be able to survive potholes, speedbumps and a bit of rain...not to mention a possible accident.
    <HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

    Forgive me for my kitanic moment...
     

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