Fish

anyone else have a fish tank?

 

yeah, the fish are long since dead but i still have the tank

 

The fish are supposed to float on their side, right?

 

I ate a live fish out of a tank one time, but it wasn't my tank.

I guess that doesn't count.

 

I had a fish tank once....all the fish jumped out of it, one by one, and then it broke when I sat it on a metal barstool.

Fuck I was stoned when I did that.

 

When you saw them jump out one by one, or when you broke the goddamn thing?

 

When it broke. I was trying to toss them back in after they jumped out. Didn't help though, they were pretty intent on commiting suicide.