First joke.....

My girlfriend said "Give me 12 inches and hurt me"......
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So I fucked her twice and hit her with a brick.

 

The joke is better this way.

My wife said give me 9 inch and make it hurt, So I fucked her 3 times and punched her in the mouth.

As told my the great Rodney Dangerfield.

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Man I thought I stole that one from Dice Clay, that fucker stole it from Rodney....damn

 

wow your first post is shit, just like you, dont post anymore

 

HAHA, whew.....you're dismissed back to your HoHos you fat fuck....






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you want ofuck one of my hoho's I got you got som mney money you stutterig prick... So what are the chances you will accualy say ANYTHIN funny? Well after posting a shitty joke posted here about a dozen times, I say, never...

 

I didnt understand shit you just wrote....you type with one hand while you cram fucking cheetos in your hole with the other? If that's your pic, you look like the dude from American History X, or more like his retarded little brother.

So t-t-t-take a b-b-b-break from the porn and ding dongs this afternoon and think of something original to write back, this is the most amusement I've had in a week.



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Its called sarcasm... why don;t you post your pic you stuttering prick so we can be awwed by your beauty.. Im only 18 and you make fun of me,,, cocksmoker

 

Hey I didn't start this shit lardass....I came to be amused by these jokes, and you chimed in with your "I'm a miserable, misunderstood bitter rebel" type shit, LOL......Know what's funny, I just noticed that you have like 7500 posts, I wonder if they are all as crappy as this thread has become. Get outside, talk to a real girl, go to community college for a grammer recap.....whatever. I didn't make fun of you because you're 18, I made fun of you because you're a miserable, confrontational, retard and I need the entertainment.

Now come on, you can do better than cocksmoker or stuttering prick....get those nuerons firing and write something interesting.


BTW, these are the best goddamn jokes I've read in a while.

 

so when are you going to post your pic?you joke is still repedative shit btw... i know you are too chickenshit to post your pic. funny.. and i;m 10 and a hakf get it right bunboy

 

Shit I type like old people fuck, Im 18 and a half.. get it right "snoodles" (is that interesting enough?")

 

Be nice Dwaine. Remember the "new you."

Say something like this....

Wow Monkey, for someone that is obviously retarded and has no life that was really well done. Keep trying!


Just a suggestion.


Barry

 

i donno guys i wouldn’t fuck with munkeeboy.... he's so original.... truly a master linguist with incredible insight, he's the badass element that's going to set this place straight, something we've never seen here before :roll:

 

YES! Those last two posts are the type of sarcasm that can be appreciated....

Stop bugging me for a pic, Da-wane....I'm beginning to feel like you want to bugger me.



Actually I feel like I'm off to a bad start, I really didn't come here to start shit with anybody....

 

Yeah, everyone chilllllllll

 

You know you want it.

 

teehee

 

It's a Fugly initiation ritual MB. You are welcome here.

Barry

 

Shut up, you crusty old prick.

 

I love you too Reiz.


Barry