watched a "TV Funhouse" marathon last night...god I love that show... I want to find the lyrics to Triumph the insult comedy dog's song "Underage Bichon" ... since I am retarded and cant find it... I thought I would ask the beautiful, smart, and oh so funny folks in the fugly forums...
She walked into the dog show Like she fucking owned the place She turned to em with a scent that said SIT BOY on my face Now I like discipline as much as the next Charpee But this bitch was only ten months old And now I have to pay Underage Bichon She told me she was one Underage Bichon I schtupt her now I'm done Underage Bichon They say I did a crime Underage Bichon Might as well bang you one more time Eight perky boobies I knew that she was young But I figured she was legal from the way she used her tongue She said I was hung like a Great Dane and it sounded like an old line She's as smooth as a newborn Chiuaua but she licks a cock like she's nine Underage Bichon My little puppy treat Underage Bichon She clearly was in heat
it is a lot longer (the skit anyways) but that is all the lyrics to the song.. he talks some before and after the song but those were not included in the lyrics...
in fact here i ofund this also you can listen to it whenever you want nowhttp://humor.about.com/gi/dynamic/offsite.htm?site=http%3A%2F%2Fultrasupercool.com%2Ftriumph%2Ftriumph.htm
thank you... for some reason its not as funny today... I was doing a google image search ... key words "Triumph dog" and this came up... gotta love that background
haha that pic and the key words triumph dog do go together quite well...wait a minute?? good pic though
