Final Solution to the Middle East Crisis

1. Move all Jews to New Mexico. Massive airlift. Give them the whole State. The climate is similar to Israel, and nobody wanys to live in New Mexico anyway.

2. Evacuate all Americans and Brits from the Middle East and Northern Africa. Those that don't want to leave, let 'em stay. They are part of the problem anyway.

3. Seal off all ports, airways, railways out of the area, Nothing in, nothing out.

4. Wait five years for everyone over there to kill each other over pettty religious differences. The rest will starve to death, or die of AIDS.

5. Go back in with bulldozers, and give all the land to the Jews. Buy their oil at a ridiculously low price in exchange for the land.

6. Give New Mexico back to Mexico. Who would want to live there after the Jews leave?


That's what I think.

 

What a great plan! Too bad your plan goes against all the teachings of Christ, who encouraged mercy and cooperation. You're talking about killing people off with diseases, but have you ever thought that AIDS might be our souls dying inside our bodies? Would you want to die of AIDS?

 

I like it and do not forget to sterilize you can have your choice of methods but I like the idea of a modified shake mixer for the hysterectomy. And the good ole reliable rubber band tightly around the nut sack for the guys.

And one other modification not New Mexico. New Mexico actually has some really beautiful forest land in the mountain region. Truly if I had my choice of where to live in the mountains it would be New Mexico where the elevation is high enough but southern enough to have beautiful weather.

Give them Nevada it’s more suited to their taste.

 

You do not know much about the teachings of Christ Smurf. There were times when god instructed the Jews to wipe out whole populations not only every male but their animals and livestock also.

Read again their buddy and come back when you are more knowledgeable.

 

Jews are too cheap to gamble. :roll:

 

This is my first time to coin the phrase, but...

SNAP!

 

Actually casinos are full of Jews. as a matter of fact I bet if you took an accurate survey there would be a disproportionate percentage of Jews to other Caucasian population groups. But the largest percent would be Asians. I think that is because there are so many Asians in California that go to Vegas though.

 

Give me a break Smurfslurper. I was just bored.

I told you that you read too much into everything.


Barry

 

What about Utah? It's already a Latter Day Sait religious freak show. 10 million yarmukles wouldn't even raise an eyebrow.


Barry

 

Allow me to ring in:

I'd like to tell Jordan that Syria is talking shit about them. Get Iran and Saudi Arabia battling. Have the Palestians and the winner of the Horn of Africa playoff meet in Yemen (neutral site). Afghanistan and the other "stans" can meet what's left in Iraq in a wildcard match. We pull out and draw it up into a bracket and have Vegas play the odds. When the smoke clears and the dust settles, the US can go in and take on the winner. Until then, we can let the Middle Easterners kill each other as they have done since the dawn of time and forget the silly notion that they will stabilize under our watch.

 

the teachings of christ have nothing to do with what went on in the old testament... i'd be kindof surprised that ucicare didn't pick you up on that if i didn't know he was a "christian"

 

POINT, Chichi - nice dig, dude.

What if AIDS is the Earth's antibody and WE are the virus that it's trying to fend off? "Humans are a disease" - Agent Smith - The Matrix

Man, I miss pot.

 

True Pimp but I was talking down to Smurf that being at his level I'm sure he was refering to biblical teachings as a whole in general. It could be argued that Old Testiment teachings were Christ teachings for those who believe in the trinity but thats a different arguement.

 

Pointless to mud wrestle with pigs, Pimp.

(It wastes my time, and the pig likes it.)


Barry

 

Well I mean I was just talking about everything in the Universe being related to electromagnetics, and our souls are the etheral energies that rest in our bodies, traveling our nerves in currents and creating storms of thought in our brains. So what is a disease's effect on our soul? Crazy.

The core of the Earth starts off with fewer electrons when it is young, then a layer of oil is slathered on as an insulator, maintaining that low charge. On the surface is a great charge with many electrons, and the many electrons and atoms are attracted towards the empty core like the fluid pressure on a submarine. The other planets of our solar system, like Mars and ol' Krypton, were much closer to our planet at that time, as well. Because of this, all the electrons in and their energy (above the oil layer and core) were all pulled up towards the ionosphere a bit. This force was felt evenly throughout the entire surface of the Earth, because this is how the electromagnetic force works. Remember the billion mile wide atom?

So we were pulled up not nearly as much as we were pulled down, but still enough to allow for huge ass animals like the Ultrasaur and Teratorn. In recent years, removing and burning the oil has served its purpose, and this is why it was critical for the powers that be to prevent free energy methods or 600 mile per gallon engines. This is also why they have detonated thousands of nuclear weapons, since its discovery, as "tests." The nucleus is the "empty core" surrounded by the hard shell of electrons. When the atoms are split, their electrons kick up into high orbit and absorb a TON of etheral energy.

This is felt by the electromagnetic pulse, which is much more like the explosion from a vacuum tube rupturing than a balloon popping. Craziness. I mean, am I to believe they were able to fully work out the splitting of an atom 70 years ago, but 70 years later with BILLION dollar satellites in orbit we still can't figure out lightning? :lol:

 

Sorry though for hijacking this shit, but there's probably no solution to the Middle East. Something tells me what's going on is more than a few kidnapped soldiers or mortar attacks. It's that time to piss off Iran and Russia and the Muslim world and see the great divide happen right before our eyes. You would think Israel would be much more willing to work things out, especially since so many people fear the prophecies but no. They insist on acting like assholes - acting like assholes - to piss off the world and really drive this feeling home that we're leaving Kansas, but not for Oz.

Some of us will go to Heaven and God will wipe away our tears. The way of the old world will be gone and there will be peace at last. No pollution and no awful diseases that it brings us. Sorry if I sound crazy about this stuff, but I can't tell you what the Matrix is. You have to see it for yourself.

 

You got that part backwards. Over the range of about a year there have been well over a thousand missiles launched into Israel supplies by Syria and Iran. There is no need to piss them off there already doing what damage they can and there admitted goal is that genocide thing that everyone is so worried about protecting the Palestinians from.

So Israel should just sit it out, be nice, hope that love and peace will prevail although it has not for thousands of years. Wait for Iran to finish that nuclear war head to attach to one of those Hezbollah missiles?

 

Once again you pull out the false dichotomy Joe. Your argument is that either Israel practices genocide or be wiped out. There are many other options.

 

Dio the surrounding Arabs do not hide the fact that they want Israel gone. They have made concession after concession you act like the Arabs do as if there is an option other than the one they are taking so tell me what it is please.

 

You're right Joe. It has to be genocide. That should be the solution to every problem involving the Middle East.