Q: What is better than winning a medal at the Special Olympics? A: Not being retarded Q: What's blue and fucks old people? A: Hypothermia Q: Why did God create yeast infections? A: So women would know what it's like to live with an irritating cunt once in a while too Q. What's the difference between a Catholic wife and a Jewish wife? A. A Catholic wife has real orgasms and fake jewellery. Q. Why is divorce so expensive? A. Because it's worth it. Q. What did the Jewish Child Molester say to the kid? A. Hey kid you wanna buy a candy bar.
