femi-joke

Discussion in 'Jokes, Funny Stories and other Text.' started by MANDYG, Nov 19, 2003.

  1. MANDYG

    MANDYG New Member

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    How many women does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
    Who cares? Let the bitch cook in the dark!

    Why did the woman cross the road?
    Does it matter? Point is: what's she doin out the kitchen?

    What do you tell a woman with 2 black eyes?
    Nothing. You've already told her twice.
     
  2. 1337

    1337 New Member

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    boy those are fresh!

    never ever heard them before!
    you are the first person who has said them!
     
  3. MANDYG

    MANDYG New Member

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    highclass white trash? More like no-class lesbian humourless twat.
     
  4. pimpchichi

    pimpchichi Active Member

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    he only wishes he was a lesbian...
     
  5. MANDYG

    MANDYG New Member

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    Yeah at least then he might get his hands on a pair.......
     
  6. Cough Syrup

    Cough Syrup New Member

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    You are much to clever for this humble site. You should share your gift elsewhere.
     

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