Famous and semi-famous older bitches I'd fuck

That chick that plays 'Elaine' on Seinfeld. (Dreyfus, or something? Who knows, she's rich, though)

Beverly DiAngelo. In a fucking heartbeat.

Lea Thompson.

Nicole Kidman.

Paula Marshall (OK, she's not old, but fuck it. The chick from 'Warlock: The Armageddon')

More as they come...

 

hmmmm...semi famous older bitches?
...how about that bitch from those old hamburger commercials...ya know, the one that asks,"Where's the beef?"
What ya do is mold about 2 lbs. of hamburger into a makeshift dildo, freeze it (for stiffness), and then go to town on her ass...I mean, she did ask for it, right?
...oh,wait...she's dead.
hmmmm...semi famous dead older bitches...

 

...uhhh, i dunno
I think they were old Wendy's commercials.

 

I'd have to say that I would still bone Sophia Lauren even though she's 100 something.

 

you mean Clair Pelliar?

 

Oh yeah - I almost forgot...

Nauseous can vouch for me: Madonna

 

Julian Moore...love her

 

"older bitches" to you asshole gamers is anybody over 17

 

<BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="verdana">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by luloo:
Julian Moore...love her<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>


Oooohh yeah,good one dude. She's fucking badass!

 

<BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="verdana">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by I HATE SAND NIGGERS:
"older bitches" to you asshole gamers is anybody over 17<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

Like you've never enjoyed a video game...

 

<BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="verdana">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by I HATE SAND NIGGERS:
"older bitches" to you asshole gamers is anybody over 17<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

i'm waiting for the average age statistic to be updated to include your age now gramps.. up it so it's closer to mine... then me imc 'n' cheezedawg can be juss joe averages

 

<BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="verdana">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by I HATE SAND NIGGERS:
"older bitches" to you asshole gamers is anybody over 17<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

i'm waiting for the average age statistic to be updated to include your age now gramps.. up it so it's closer to mine... then me imc 'n' cheezedawg can be juss joe averages

 

jesus i only clicked on 'back'

 

Put the mouse down and back away....

 

<BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="verdana">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by m2k:
i'm waiting for the average age statistic to be updated to include your age now gramps.. up it so it's closer to mine... then me imc 'n' cheezedawg can be juss joe averages<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

Yeah for real. Tell me about it. Speaking od famous ass...This chick aint' old... but I'd fuck her. MINA SUVARI!! I'd lick her forehead till it wrinkled so bad that people thinks she's a Klingon. A slice of American Pie....