F and C bombing old people

Discussion in 'Jokes, Funny Stories and other Text.' started by BIGMAMA, Aug 3, 2009.

  1. BIGMAMA

    BIGMAMA New Member

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    there is rescue group that uses us ... and they got a new president ... and well this bitch from hell called me today. Said "we will no longer pay your prices, the new prices are____, _____, _____, _____ " they were more then half out normal rice... I just laughed. I said we do not need your business. this drunk with new power woman then said .. "I will have you fired" I laughed. and well went like this
    I will be the one in CAPS

    DO YOU KNOW ME
    no
    HAVE YOU EVER BEEN TO OUR CLINIC
    no I am the new president of ______
    OK FIRST OF ALL... YOU CANT HAVE ME FIRED... SECOND , YOUR RESCUE GROUP IS BROKE, AND HAS AN OUTSTANDING BILL FOR 280... THIRD YOU GUYS DONT GIVE US ANY BUSINESS.
    what makes you think I cant get you fired?
    BECAUSE I OWN THE CLINIC (well not really, but did, kinda ...whatever)
    SO LETS TALK ABOUT THIS 280$
    that is not my problem, talk to ________
    AND WHO IN THE HELL DEMANDS A 60% PRICE BREAK?
    i am the president of//
    WHAT THE FUCK DOES THAT HAVE TO WITH ANYTHING.... DO YOU GO TO WALLMART AND DEMAND YOUR MILK TO BE DOLLAR?
    listen missy... your about to lose a client
    IEWWWWWW A CLIENT THAT CANT PAY ITS BILLS OH MY .. WHAT ARE WE TO DO
    you are real bitch
    YOU ARE A FUCKING RETARDED CUNT THAT HAS NO IDEA WHAT SHE IS DOING... LET ME GUESS YOU JOINED _______ TO MAKE YOURSELF FEEL BETTER AND USE UP YOUR FREE TIME.... GET A FUCKING CLUE.

    SHE HUNG UP

    then she calls back about 20 minutes later ...I saved her number as "cunt" I Googled her number, she sells hand made quilts

    I answered in a deeper southern sweet accent .. think Patsy Cline

    may I talk to Rhonda
    THIS IS SHE
    I was cussed at by one of your employees
    WOW WHAT GOT HER TO DO THAT
    This is _____ with ______ and I was calling to give her the new prices
    NEW PRICES?
    yes and she claimed to be the owner and I asked around and was told to talk to you or your husband
    NEW PRICES???
    Yes we have new prices we will pay
    NEW PRICES /?
    yes _____, ______, _____, _____

    then the real voice comes back and screams

    ARE YOU FUCKING RETARDED... AND I WILL PAY YOU 20$ FOR ONE OF YOUR UGLY ASS QUILTS.

    she hung up
    :biggrin:
     
  2. Nauseous

    Nauseous Active Member

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    I just get letters in the mail telling me what their net pay is. I got one from a company the other day saying it was NET50. Our terms are NET30 and they think they can just do whatever they want. Big companies do that shit to us all of the time, so we just ass rape them on the price and they can take it or leave it.

    It's liberating to be nasty to nasty people. I don't take anyone's shit at work and I don't have to. I got nasty a couple of weeks ago, but after I hung up on the asshole, I got paranoid that he was going to come back and rape and kill me.
     
  3. Joeslogic

    Joeslogic Active Member

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    That was hilarious thanks for the laugh. :p
     
  4. Lomotil

    Lomotil Active Member

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    I have some ripe tomatoes,

    in a bag,

    product of a neighbor's farming test,

    available for pick up.

    You name the location.

    Give me mineral rights to the property, and we have a deal.
     
  5. GAS

    GAS New Member

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    Bigmama you should seriously have your own reality show.
     
  6. BIGMAMA

    BIGMAMA New Member

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    I would go to jail as soon as it aired.

    well she sent an email... and the arab sent one back.. saying

    good luck, pay your balance.

    however, we got in unrelated fight last night and I deleted the website once again.

    still wondering if it is illegal to turn it into a gross porn site. I own it , in my name, I paid all the bills for the site.
     

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