excuse me

Discussion in 'General Mayhem' started by i_dont_wank, Sep 30, 2001.

  1. i_dont_wank

    i_dont_wank New Member

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    Im not saying I want to be one of you... or be 'part of the family'... obviousely because its obvious i dont like this place and try to spend as little time here as possible....

    BUT...

    what would "a person" have to do to become accepted...?
     
  2. sparky69

    sparky69 New Member

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    post pictures of herself having sex with at least 3 other females
     
  3. i_dont_wank

    i_dont_wank New Member

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    i'll see if i can arrange that
     
  4. sparky69

    sparky69 New Member

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    be sure that you do!
     
  5. i_dont_wank

    i_dont_wank New Member

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    i'll do it now
     
  6. i_dont_wank

    i_dont_wank New Member

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    sorry... i haven't got a camera...

    how about a drawing?

    im quite a good artist...
    i got some work in 'the gallery' on Tony Harts Hart beat...
     
  7. PinkorBrown69

    PinkorBrown69 New Member

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    Hey would you like me to help? I could take the photos, or hand out the towels and gel or something...
     
  8. i_dont_wank

    i_dont_wank New Member

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    well sure... you can join in if ya want... there is a charge though im afraid
     
  9. PinkorBrown69

    PinkorBrown69 New Member

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    well seeing as you owe me for putting one of my workers out of action for a while, I'm sure we can come to some arrangement .
     
  10. i_dont_wank

    i_dont_wank New Member

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    im sure we can come to some sort of reasonable arrangement... yeah sorry about your girl, she was taking the piss trying to steal my punters...
    actually... she wasn't a bad looker... perhaps for your joning in of the scandalous goings on's you could sell her to me... i could make good money from her...
     
  11. i_dont_wank

    i_dont_wank New Member

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    ohhhhh. i cant wait... im greased up already!

     
  12. Lomotil

    Lomotil Active Member

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    All greased up and nowhere to go...
     
  13. Lomotil

    Lomotil Active Member

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    Just noticed the time on my last post... Horray for 4:20...
     
  14. methinks

    methinks New Member

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    <BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by The Reverend Lomotil:
    Horray for 4:20...<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

    hehehhe
     
  15. i_dont_wank

    i_dont_wank New Member

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    OI!

    LOMOTIL...
    did you wanna join in... your always trying to...i dunno fuck me off, is that it...?

    well its been proved that when people do that they secretly... wanna fuck 'em...

    wanna fuck?
     
  16. Lomotil

    Lomotil Active Member

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    <BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by i_dont_wank:
    im sure we can come to some sort of reasonable arrangement... yeah sorry about your girl, she was taking the piss trying to steal my punters...
    actually... she wasn't a bad looker... perhaps for your joning in of the scandalous goings on's you could sell her to me... i could make good money from her...
    <HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

    Setting:

    Wanky and Spook...
    sittin' in a tree...
    wank likes the smell of
    rancid pee...

    (Enter Stage Right, Pimp with Ho under his arm...)

    PIMP: "Noooooo... save some pee for me!"

    HO: "Now, now... You remember what the doctor said..."

    PIMP: "I just can't help it... I get the craving and it's back to the shakes..."

    HO: "Fine... It's your health, after all... Just save some for me."

    (Enter Stage Left, The Reverend Lomotil)

    LOMO: "Now, now... The Reverend is on one of his I'm drunk, in class, and ran out of time to finish this post rantings... Please excuse him, for he knows not what he does..."
     
  17. yomamazagreasymofo

    yomamazagreasymofo New Member

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    Wank, I'll tell you what...You, Sparky, me, and a dirty toilet brush. I'll initiate your asses real good..
     
  18. i_dont_wank

    i_dont_wank New Member

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    thats sounds really good to me, mister yo

    wanna set a date?
     
  19. yomamazagreasymofo

    yomamazagreasymofo New Member

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    Baby, I'm there! Just let me post bail...
     

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