Excuse me, Mr. Gates...?

Discussion in 'General Mayhem' started by Lomotil, Jan 29, 2002.

  1. Lomotil

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    Just had a thought, top-o'-my-head, y'kno... if you just gave 24 billion dollars to a gaggle of niggers in who-knows-where, how's about buying me an X-box? What do you say, o' buddy, o' pal, o' mine...?

    We're talking potential customer relations here - the average life expectancy in Mozambique is only 43, and per capita income is $220... C'mon, Bill, let's talk business here. Those are not potential customers. I, on the other hand, am. Just buy me a fucking X-box, and I'll promise to not pirate too many games.
     
  2. Disorder

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    <BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="verdana">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by The Reverend Gladamere Stroganoff:
    if you just gave 24 billion dollars to a gaggle of niggers <HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

    HE DID!?? what a dick..
    and after all those court injunctions too, damn, he must be down to.. like.. 322 billion or so by now..

    yeah, he should by you an x-box, mainly for all the copies of MS products you've illeagally writen to CD-R and given to your friends.. Then, he at least knows you favour his products over linux or macintosh (eurgh)based alternatives. see.. see how much you care.
     
  3. Lomotil

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    Not to mention the thousands and thousands of illegal copies of Office I've sold over ebay...
     
  4. Disorder

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    why wasnt i informed!
     
  5. Lomotil

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    Oh, because I didn't want to rip you off like that - y'see, I've always been a big fan of business ethics, and for me to sell you a single disc for what I would get for it on ebay would just be wrong. I'd just have to give you one and you could sell some copies of it yourself.
     
  6. Disorder

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    aaaah, free enterprise I dont free and microsoft have ever gone together, how on earth did we end up on it? ohh yes.. 'free x-box'.


    BILL, BIIIIIILL, this is your conscience speaking.. what you did today was a noble and heart warming thing to do.. giving that man your x-box was soo sweet of you.. he wont forget it. And, think of all the public and media response to your generous donation...

    reverse psychology, works every time..
     
  7. CancerBeans

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    Yeah the niggers will get fed.....
     
  8. Lomotil

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    There was one positive aspect of the article, it said that if more of their children were likely to survive, they would reproduce less. Maybe half of that money is going towards birth control or sterilization?
     
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  10. canine_STD

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    <BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="verdana">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by The Reverend Gladamere Stroganoff:
    if you just gave 24 billion dollars to a gaggle of niggers<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

    That was part of the Court-Order though weren't it? Go on Rev, sue the bastard! You might get yer X-box that way.
     
  11. Spooky

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    24 billion dollars... Mozambique...

    So what your saying is that Mr gates has bought himself a country?
     
  12. Spooky

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    Hehehe... And I wonder what his grand plan is... The whole of Africa maybe?
     
  13. CancerBeans

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    Turn Africa into customer service for Microsoft you know how many niggers have customer service jobs....LMFAO!!!!
     
  14. sparky69

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    then there wont b a microsoft cause niggers dont work
     
  15. Lomotil

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    <BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="verdana">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Spooky:
    Hehehe... And I wonder what his grand plan is... The whole of Africa maybe?<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

    I doubt it, otherwise he would've only spent $0.18
     
  16. sparky69

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    na ide say $0.22
    thats what it is worth any way
     
  17. CancerBeans

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    africa has diamonds......
     
  18. sparky69

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    africa has aids...
     
  19. sparky69

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    very bad aids...
     
  20. Spooky

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    So what you saying Sparky? That the rest of the world has very good AIDS?
     

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