i just spent the weekend in the blazing sun helping a coupla buddies of mine remove 8 tons of earth from a back garden to lay a concrete base for a garage.. (no i wasn't spade monkeying... they'd hired a 1-ton digger)... it was glorious weather.. non-stop supply of beer.. and the BBQ was well stocked... things went well.. until... we were almost finished.. only another 1/2 foot or so to go, when the diggers bucket dragged out this bit of carpet... as the carpet 'slooped' out of the earth all this bone and slimey shitstuff slid out of it... "ugh fuck WTF is that?" we asked... "oh.. that'll be the alsation that got buried there 5 years ago" came the answer... well needless to say the stench was overwhelming and any appetite for BBQ dissappeared as suddenly as the dead dog appeared... at least i got nicely sunburnt tho
How long did you manage to restrain yourself, before you fucked what was left of the Alsation Monchichi?
Which reminds me...you'll be updating your 'Kewell' movie when he moves to Liverpool (or Wank U, Arsenal etc...) will ya? *laughs down his mighty reds sleeve*
Don't dis his beloved Leeds dub, he'll sic his whippets on ya! I reckon he would look good in a red shirt, L.F.C. I mean, NOT the dark side!
<BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="verdana">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by theonlylivingboy: How long did you manage to restrain yourself, before you fucked what was left of the Alsation Monchichi?<HR></BLOCKQUOTE> rimmy.. it was like my old school dinner's pudding... pink blancmange with bits of fur in it.. would you want to risk sexual dinnerlady imagery? btw it's alsatian ..
<BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="verdana">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by PimpDaddy: "it rubs the lotion into it's skin"<HR></BLOCKQUOTE> "or else it gets the hose again"
<BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="verdana">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by stymie: ...I reckon he would look good in a red shirt, L.F.C. I mean, NOT the dark side!<HR></BLOCKQUOTE> It looks like he's staying in the light, stay in the light Harry, Gerard loves you... grab the transfer line honey, stay in the light! null(*note to self: don't have weed at 9.30am... right where's the Crunchy Nut cornflakes?)
<BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="verdana">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by PimpDaddy: ...btw it's alsatian ..<HR></BLOCKQUOTE> Surely you mean WAS alsatian, it's now just alsatian juice...
Sick? I needed both of my socks to clean up the mess I just made, thinking about the fun one can have... gelatenous....Mmmmmmm....
Kewell is only in the sig because it just happens to be him putting £30M waste of space Rio on his breed arse. I'd be surpised if he takes a sideways step to Liverpool, Scum don't want him, Arsenal can't afford him and will not offer a decent player as a makewieght. I think he'll go abroad. BTW I was sat at the next table to Harry in Pizza Hut a couple of months ago, I thought the wife was going to pass out with lust, quite a hunk is the boy.
<BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="verdana">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by theonlylivingboy: ... BTW I was sat at the next table to Harry in Pizza Hut a couple of months ago, I thought the wife was going to pass out with lust, quite a hunk is the boy.<HR></BLOCKQUOTE> So did you get the benefit of 'frothing gash' syndrome...you know, where any cock will do, even the husbands? What flavour pizza did you have and how many times did you raid the salad bar? That blue cheese dressing is lush... We need to know!
Can't remember exactly Dub (I' in there a lot these days, the kids love it) but I'll hazard a guess at a large 'EDGE' pizza topped with Cajun chicken, pepperoni, red onion and jalapenos. I oly visited the salad bar once on account of my healthy lifstyle! and prefer the spicy dressing, is it chilli oil? Oh, and the wife's always been a horny little bitch, so I get it more or less when I want. God, I'm fucking Hank Marvin now!
