A girl goes up to her father one night and says, "Dad, can I have the car tonight?" Her father looks at her thoughtfully and says, "Sure, if you give me a blowjob." So the girl puts his penis in her mouth and almost immediately spits it back out. "Your penis tastes like shit!" she cries. "Oh yeah," her father replied, "I forgot I loaned the car to your brother tonight."
A little girl goes up to her mom and asks, "What's that?" The mom answers, "A vagina." And the little girl asks, "Well, when am I gonna get one?" And the mom answers, "As soon as you grow up." Then the little girl goes up to her dad and asks, "What's that?" And the dad answers, "A penis." So the little girl asks, "Well, when am I gonna get one?" And the the dad answers, "As soon as your mom goes to work."
<BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="verdana">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Goddess Yummy: A girl goes up to her father one night and says, "Dad, can I have the car tonight?" Her father looks at her thoughtfully and says, "Sure, if you give me a blowjob." So the girl puts his penis in her mouth and almost immediately spits it back out. "Your penis tastes like shit!" she cries. "Oh yeah," her father replied, "I forgot I loaned the car to your brother tonight."<HR></BLOCKQUOTE> That should say "Yeah,if you give me a blowjob or let me fuck you in the ass." at the begining.
<BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="verdana">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Goddess Yummy: A girl goes up to her father one night and says, "Dad, can I have the car tonight?" Her father looks at her thoughtfully and says, "Sure, if you give me a blowjob." So the girl puts his penis in her mouth and almost immediately spits it back out. "Your penis tastes like shit!" she cries. "Oh yeah," her father replied, "I forgot I loaned the car to your brother tonight."<HR></BLOCKQUOTE> I posted a far superior version of this under the title "Fishing". Use your own fuckin material bitch!
