I had the most awesome sex dream last night ... like the best sex ever in my life, and I was really into the guy, yet he had an English or Scottish or British accent... The gross part - It was Larry The Cable Guy. and I was all up on it, like I was in love with him. Another weird part .. he was drinking beer. I guess that is not weird, But the brand of beer my 1st X husband drank ...Warsteiner - some imported crap - you would think he would be drinking a PBR or Bud. and he kept his hat on, but was naked ...and he had a huge dingdong.. like bigger then porno big, and fat, yet it did not hurt (it would in real life) I guess in my dream I have a huge cooter as well. WTF?? why cant I ever have sex dreams with people I like? The funny thing, I think I have dreamed about fucking him before in the past. I am like 80% sure I did. I knew I should not have watched that Comedy Central Roast the other night ... I only watched it for Lisa Lampanilli and Gary Busey. I was somewhat disappointed Gary was not a total fuck up on the show. He scares me... could you imagine doing acid with Gary Busey? that would be a bad trip
I think looking and listening to Gary Busey is like a bad acid trip in itself. That sucks it was Larry the Cable Guy. He's ugly and not funny.
