WTF?!? DUDE! my fucking ass itches right before i fart. i am not even lying. i put some vaseline to sooth it but Jeeexeus Kayrice what is up with that? i am so vexed now.
I get that shit, too... Especially when I've had a shitload of hot peppers. It's the kind of itch that if you ignore turns into a burning sensation, right? Gotta move those cheeks to let the hot air out, right? Personally, I think the itching comes from the 'tugging' of the sphincter hairs caused by the expelling of hot fumes.
i dont know man. i had tuna salad and spaghettios for supper. i think the child murderer might be on to something. i feel some kind of strange tension. an epic is about to unfold. and it wont be gay like 'Worlds' either. i'm titillated yet horrified of the repercussions of the simultaneous gas expulsion here. and by no mere coincindence, GAS has graced us with his presence this evening as well. uncanny isnt it?
<BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="verdana">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Lomo's Haus of Audio-Video Bliss: I get that shit, too... Especially when I've had a shitload of hot peppers. It's the kind of itch that if you ignore turns into a burning sensation, right? Gotta move those cheeks to let the hot air out, right? Personally, I think the itching comes from the 'tugging' of the sphincter hairs caused by the expelling of hot fumes.<HR></BLOCKQUOTE> Exactly... i ate a bunch of hot peppers today
<BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="verdana">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by I Murder Children: Exactly... i ate a bunch of hot peppers today<HR></BLOCKQUOTE> The man knows his gas. Props.
<BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="verdana">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by I Murder Children: My butthole itches.... what does it all mean? <HR></BLOCKQUOTE> With me that generally means a dose of hemorrhoids. Bastard uncomfortable I can tell you, your arse hole feels like a fresh bullet wound.
